Oscars, Sequestration, Military
Michelle safe from “Whoopsies!” category in the White House
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The FoxNews cleverly worded “Whoopsies!” category, where actresses draped in dresses with 18-mile long trains stumble on the steps going to collect their 2013 Oscars, couldn’t cover Michelle “Whoopsie!” Obama.
That’s only because the bang-coiffed Michelle ‘appeared’ at the 2013 Oscars from 3,000 miles away via the White House, rather than walking the red carpet in person.
‘Uncle’ Harvey Weinstein, prominent Obama reelection fundraiser and the same guy who arranged to have his film “Seal Team Six: The Raid on Osama bin Laden” aired the last Sunday before the November 6 election on the National Geographic Channel, arranged for the First Lady to present the Best Picture Award to “Argo” from afar.
Uncle Harvey should have his own academy award for proving for once and for all that all real life happens in the movies.
For all of those sending emails to Canada Free Press (CFP) this morning asking where was “O”, the answer is either skeet shooting or snoozing.
CFP reader Jay O. wrote: “Hollywood’s lapdogs worshipped at the altar of evil last night…offering prime coverage to Moochelle Obama, looking pathetic with bangs in her eyes, who appeared live on screen to announce the evening’s top prize, best film. She praised her faithful high priests and encouraged all young people to go to movies and learn the values of its depraved and decadent culture. The emperor himself was unseen, having no time for his useful idiots.”
FoxNews’ “Whoopsies!” category included a picture of a fallen-on-the-stairs “Silver Linings Playbook” star Jennifer Lawrence after she stumbled on her 18-mile long train as she mounted the steps to accept her 2013 Oscar for Best Actress.
“If you think you’re going to win, wear something simple,” they advise.
Next “Whoopsie!” came in the person of “Les Miserables” star Anne Hathaway who won Best Supporting Actress, wearing a miserable dress that “left little to the imagination on the red carpet”.
Within three days Michelle Obama will make a two-day, White House arranged , nationwide whistle-stop tour through Clinton, Mississippi, Chicago, Illinois, and Springfield, Missouri, to take full credit for halting and reversing childhood obesity through her “Let’s Move!” initiative.
Barack Hussein Obama used Greek columns for props. Last night, the eve of a sequestration, which threatens to gut the military, Michelle Obama used real live military men and women as her personal live props.
By the careful arrangement for her to give the Best Picture Award from the comfort of the White House, the First Lady was shown flanked by medal-wearing military—in a frontal pose.
No way could she walk up the red carpet in person like everybody else because her capacious caboose would have got her honorable mentions in the “whoopsies!” category.