Conservative, pretty conservative TOP 10

• Yes I voted against Ronald Reagan in 1980. But I'm a conservative.
• Yes I have occasionally referred to cops as 'pigs'..but I'm a conservative.
• Yes I lived with my mom now and then AND in a basement; but I'm a conservative.
• Yes I have a few cats around here. But I'm a conservative.
• Yes I'm on food-stamps. But I'm a conservative.
• Yes I ride the bus sometimes. But I'm a conservative.
• Yes I write poetry, that's redundant like Allen Ginsberg's or Art Buchwald's..but I'm a conservative.
• Yes I've hung out at the public library and used their computers for free but I'm a conservative.
• Yes I make a lot of on-line comments; but I'm a conservative.
• Yes I went to 6 or 7 colleges and never graduated from any of them; but I never smashed any windows, or lit trash-cans on fire, nor attended a free event at UC Berkeley that featured Angela Davis as a guest-speaker, well..I never smashed any windows to the best of my recollection, so shouldn't that count for something??

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