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Hillary Clinton campaign bus LITERALLY crapping all over America



Hillary Clinton is used to crapping on voters, Christians, conservatives, the rule of law, and the Constitution. It's been a hallmark of her long, corrupt, career. Up until now, though, we haven't seen her literally crapping on America. Unfortunately, that has changed. Recently, a Clinton campaign tour bus decided it would show its respect for the nation Hillary wants to lead by ...um... "unloading" in the middle of a Lawrenceville, Georgia thoroughfare. Since this is a civilized world where everyone has a cell phone and no one is used to seeing presidential campaign buses defecating in the middle of the road, there are pictures:
As local news reported, “Police say when they arrived on the scene, toilet paper was scattered everywhere and there was a foul smell." A hazmat team had to be called in to clean up the mess and police are investigating the incident. After an exhaustive search, video of the dumping has been uncovered. (See Below) We're sure Mrs. Clinton regrets her campaign unleashing a flood of fecal material upon the United States. Usually, they try not to provide their opponents with such pointed, on-the-nose metaphors. I guess, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go "Forward Together."

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