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Hillary unveils her ultra-exciting superweapon designed to attract millennials: Al Gore



It's no secret that Hillary Clinton is throwing everything at the wall, hoping that something will "stick" with millennials. She desperately needs their support but, so far, they're less enthusiastic than one of those panda bears that won't have sex to save its own species. Something has to be done, so Hillary has unveiled her secret millennial-attracting weapon. You may have heard the thunderous sound of its footsteps as it approaches. Like a dinosaur - a creature out of time emerging from the mists of the primordial past - Al Gore is approaching...
That's right, former Vice President Al Gore. Yes, the now-bloated snake oil salesman who made a vast fortune hyping the end of the world. He is Hillary's secret weapon. We first heard about this last night, in a tentative report from Andrea Mitchell. Today, it appears we have confirmation that Mitchell's source was correct. Al Gore stirs in his slumber, and he hungers for the youth vote. I wonder if he'll talk about the lockbox?

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