I can't decide if I should drop some serious spiritual commentary on you - about my longstanding theory that animals are more attuned than humans to the presence of spiritual evil - or make some wise-# remark. There's really no wrong way to give you news like this, because it's simply too good:
Three ISIS militants were mauled to death by a herd of wild boar moments after committing a massacre.
Five other terrorists were injured in the rampage by the beasts who attacked them in southern Kirkuk.
It is understood the boars went on a frenzied rampage near farmland in al-Rashad region, 53km south of Kirkuk.
Sheikh Anwar al-Assi, a local tribal chief, told The Times that the militants had hidden among some dense reeds.
“It is likely their movement disturbed a herd of wild pigs, which inhabit the area as well as the nearby cornfields,” he said.
“The area is dense with reeds, which are good for hiding in.”
Sheikh al-Assi said it took place on Sunday moments after ISIS had killed 25 people in Hawija.
The pigs were later punished.
A source told Alsumaria News that: " Daesh (Islamic State) militants took revenge at the pigs who attacked the farmland,” but did not say how.
Taking revenge against pigs?
This is what ISIS is now reduced to? Taking revenge against pigs?
You know, when you lose more than 100 jihadis who were sneaking around in tunnels when the Mother Of All Bombs falls on them, well, that's the Mother Of All Damn Bombs.
These. Were. Pigs.
Now look, wild boars are very vicious and very dangerous. If a bunch of them decide to charge you, you're probably not going to make it either. Then again, if you don't show up at someone's farm and kill a bunch of people, there will probably be no occasion for a pack of wild boars to bother with you.
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Now that President Trump is taking it to ISIS, we see they're very beatable. So beatable, in fact, that even wild pigs are capable of taking them down.
The only cloud to this silver lining is the possibility that that "revenge" might have been pretty sadistic. That would be standard operating procedure for ISIS. That said, jihadis thrive on the perception of their strength and their ability to intimidate their potential victims. How intimidated can you really be by a bunch of chuckleheads who get killed by pigs?
Remember when Obama called ISIS the Al Qaeda JV team? That was an example of a guy who refusing to take a real threat seriously, because he just didn't want to. It's not that they couldn't have been defeated, but you can't defeat an enemy when you're not even interested in trying. Now that President Trump is taking it to ISIS, we see they're very beatable. So beatable, in fact, that even wild pigs are capable of taking them down.
