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Hey, somebody in the Liberal Party accidentally emailed me a copy of Justin Trudeau's itinerary for the next few months. Thought I'd share it: Justin Trudeau campaign itinerary:
  • Oct. 8 – Thanksgiving Day – Visit farm near Montreal -- raise turkey from the dead.
  • Oct. 14 --- Toronto rally: Brief talk to supporters, followed by turning water into wine.
  • Oct. 22 --- Niagara Falls –Part the Niagara River just for the heck of it.

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  • October 29 – New York - Attend labour negotiations between NHL and Player’s Union, so that idealism and youthful energy can end hockey lock out.
  • November 2 -- Ottawa -- Talk to CBC producers about casting for planned bio pic, tentatively titled: “Justin Trudeau: The Most Impossibly Handsome Canadian”
  • November 5 -- Organize the hordes of once apathetic but now inspired and energized youthful Canadians into obedient legions.
  • November 8 – Winnipeg – Raise funds for leadership campaign by turning base metal into gold.
  • November 11 – Regina -- Take day off to re-charge charisma.
  • November 13 -- Edmonton -- Bask in media adulation.
  • November 19 -- Calgary – Announce detailed policy platform. (Ha, ha just kidding.)
  • November 25 --- Red Deer -- Wear Stetson and smile adorably.
  • December 2 – Vancouver – enter city via chariot drawn by four snow white stallions.
  • December 15 – Victoria – visit local restaurant – order sizzle without the steak.
  • December 25 – Montreal -- Join the world in celebrating my birthday.


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Gerry Nicholls is a Toronto writer and a senior fellow with the Democracy Institute. His web site is Making sense with Nicholls


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