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Here he is hoping that the world waits breathlessly for what he has to say when the only one on Earth who doesn’t know that John Boehner is no more is John Boehner.

‘Master of ‘Disaster’ John Boehner Back from the Ironing Board


By --May 29, 2017

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Oy Vey! Just what the world needs:  ‘Master of Disaster’ former House Speaker John Boehner saying President Donald Trump’s time in office has so far been a “complete disaster”.

Boehner copies to a T, his golfing buddy former President President Barack Obama in stubbornly refusing to go away when his time is up.

Trying desperately to hang on to a position no longer theirs makes both Boehner and Obama look downright ridiculous.

Just in case you care to know, the former Republican House Speaker approves of Trump’s approach abroad and his aggressiveness in fighting Islamic State militants, it’s only everywhere else that he considers Trump an unmitigated “disaster”.

“Speaking at an energy conference Thursday in Houston, Boehner praised Trump for his approach abroad and his aggressiveness in fighting Islamic State militants, according to the energy publication Rigzone. (FoxNews, May 27, 2017)

“According to Rigzone, Boehner said that the Republican tax reform effort “is just a bunch of happy talk” and that the border adjustment tax—a major priority for Boehner’s successor, Speaker Paul Ryan—is “deader than a doornail.” He said he was more optimistic about tax reform earlier in the year, but “now my odds are 60/40.”

Was Boehner, in or out of office, ever sure about anything?

Incredibly, someone must have told Boehner they saw him as presidential material.  (Obama, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi?)

“Boehner made it clear he’s happier now that he’s left Capitol Hill. (FoxNews)

And so are we!

“I wake up every day, drink my morning coffee and say, `Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah,”’ he said, according to Rigzone. “I drink red wine. I smoke cigarettes. I golf. I cut my own grass. I iron my own clothes. And I’m not willing to give all that up to be president,” he said.

Take THAT America!

Could Boehner possibly be surprised that the whole world’s cool with his not running for president.

Ironing his own duds is where Bachelor Boehner departs from Obama who likely has several maids to iron his.

Both guys know a lot, but not about Perma Press.

Pie in the Sky ambitions notwithstanding, Obama and Boehner should know that life’s been going by without them ever since November 8, 2016.

To make it perfectly clear, the river went flowing past their doors in the last election and is not likely to come back their way anytime soon.

Dan Scavino, the White House social media director, called Boehner a “disaster” in a tweet Friday. Scurrilous Scavino posted video of Boehner fighting back tears in the tweet.

Poor Boehner of oh so many boo-boos.

Here he is hoping that the world waits breathlessly for what he has to say when the only one on Earth who doesn’t know that John Boehner is no more is John Boehner.

Any pleas to return Obama and Boehner may hear in their heads while driving balls out on the golf links are only coming from their own overworked imaginations.



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