My Qualifications For President by Barack Hussein Obama

Background: I was born either in Kenya, Indonesia, or Hawaii. I hung out with “Uncle Frank” who was a communist.

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I went to grade school, high school, college, and law school. I was a community organizer who organized tenants and black voters. (See ACORN voter registration list). I taught law for awhile. I got married. I attended a black liberation church where my minister cussed America and said the “G” word a lot. I hung out with some friends who were 1960s terrorists. I was elected to the Illinois Senate and voted “present” much of the time. I spent six of the past nine years running for political office. I was elected to the United States Senate and worked there 4-5 months then, I ran for President.

Foreign Policy Experience:

I took some trips overseas. I gave a speech in Berlin after a rock concert. I once told Putin that “he needs to get his troops out of Georgia” and he did, after I told him.

Military Experience:

None.

Business Experience:

None.

Fiscal Policy:

“From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.”

Views on Women’s Rights:

White male with 75,000 votes in primaries beats woman with 18,000,000 votes any day.

Publishing Experience:

Wrote two books on my favorite subject: Me

Favorite Quote:

“Lest we forget at least an over-the-shoulder acknowledgment to the very first radical: from all our legends, mythology, and history (and who is to know where mythology leaves off and history begins -- or which is which), the first radical known to man who rebelled against the establishment and did it so effectively that he at least won his own kingdom -- Lucifer.” [sic]--Saul Alinsky, Rules for Radicals, 1971 (Father of community organizing)

Most Admired Person:

Me.

References:

Billy Ayers, 1960s radical Bernardine Dohrn, 1960s radical Reverend Jeremiah “G****** AmeriKKKa” Wright Louis Farrakahn Hugo Chavez, Venezuelan Dictator Raila Odinga, Socialist Prime Minister of Kenya Ali Larijani, Speaker of Iranian Parliament

Religion:

Pro Abortion Gramsci Socialist and Secular Humanist.