Obama’s Loud Last White House Shindig

Outgoing President Barack Obama is leaving the White House in the same venue in which he spent the last eight years: kicking up hedonistic heels for Party Time! The same freeloaders who spent the better part of the last decade boozing it up and gorging themselves at the White House, will whoop it up with party crazed Barack and Michelle as they party on out the door into—hopefully—community organizer oblivion.

Coming your way this Friday: The Obamas will be serenaded, praised, back-slapped congratulated and lavishly thanked for ‘The Party That Never Ended During Eight Long Years’. WooHooing at the White House is the best that Woohooing gets. Think about what all those Selfies will do to advance flagging Hollywood careers! This is one party where there’s bound to be a loud rendition of a slightly changed ‘He’s a Jolly Good Fellow’ rewritten as ‘He’s a Jolly Good Jello (for never once standing up to ISIS.) Surely some drowned in martinis film director will be taking up a collection for a statue they’ll want planted in front of the White House the minute Donald Trump’s sworn in with a placard reading: “Obama, who came “this close” to destroying all that was good in America”. Bizarre, isn’t it, that all the tears shed in the 2016 election were for Hillary Clinton and not for a just as seriously defeated Obama?

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A-listers called to the Obamas’ last White House Party would never shed tears for an America held hostage by a US-hating Marxist, but only because the country was denied its first woman president. “President Obama and first lady Michelle Obama will host a goodbye party for close friends and major donors Friday, according to a person with knowledge of the marquee affair. The Obamas themselves confirmed during an interview with People Magazine last month that they’d have one final bash at the White House. The president told a young fan that they’d have a “grown up” party before packing their bags.” (Washington Post, Jan. 3, 2017) There’s no hint that scene-stealer Megyn Kelly will be there spreading her first NBC Peacock feathers. There’s no mention, thus far of the Clintons on the Farewell Obama Party list. Is that because the real Obama farewell happened back on November 8 when Clinton, in effect, brought about a big “Buh-Bye Barry” when all hope of Obama’s 3rd term was cut off by the election of Donald Trump? How many average people will be at Obama ’s Official Farewell Party? Zero, because many of them have already been invited to Trump inauguration celebrations. Those at the Inauguration will see Bill and Hillary Clinton watching America’s 45th being sworn in, rather than themselves.

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Why would the Clintons want to be there? Incredibly, the Clintons say they decided to attend the Trump inauguration when they found out that former President George W. Bush and Laura would be there. Who ever knew back in 2001 that the same petty Clinton team who removed all the ‘w’s’ from White House computer keyboards after their defeat would one day follow the George W. Bush lead on attending the inaugurations of their opponent? Once his incomparable ego is shored up by party goers of the bribe and imbibe types, Obama will make his last (promise!) farewell address on Jan. 10 in Chicago. That’s when he’ll speak out as ‘leader of the world’, of course without mentioning the hundreds of blacks killed by other blacks in his own hometown. In the end, Obama will retreat to a private life where he gets to aim spitballs and brickbats at the man who is making America great again. That will be the role Hollywood will chronicle in a movie praising ‘The Community Organizer Who Became President & “The President Who Returned to the Life of a Community Organizer’. Hollywood’s way of telling The Rest of the Story.