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In addition to his clerical duties guiding the moral and religious life of Americans, the Most Reverend Al Sharpton has been elevated to a cabinet level position in a new agency created by his friend Barack Obama, whom the good Reverend has visited over eighty times during Obama's tenure.
And Hugh Betcha, Head of the Religious News Department of Stoos Views Media Conglomerate, recently named "Most Trusted Religious Reporter, 2014" by MSNBC, frequent guest at the White House, and reporter respected by Muslims, Jews, Christians and Druids alike, was there for a private audience with the President when the announcement was made.
In a rarely granted private interview with the President and the Most Holy Reverend Sharpton, Hugh was able to ask some incisive questions of the two in the comfort of the Oval Office and filed this report with Canada Free Press.
The "Reverend" Al Sharpton, professional race baiter, creator of the infamous "Tawana Brawley scandal" in which he falsely accused several white law enforcement officers and a prosecutor of raping a young black girl; MSNBC "commentator" whose show "Racial Politics Nation" caused him to be named "Reporter Least Likely to String Two Intelligible Sentences End to End" by The Society for the Preservation of English; who famously pronounced "white Hispanic" George Zimmerman guilty of murder before he was even charged; and who fanned the flames of the Ferguson riots, trampled several New Yorkers while running to an open microphone to decry the death of Eric Garner in New York, and called for racial protests around the country at a score of big cities, was appointed as Director of a brand new agency, The United States Department of Hate.
Asked why the need for another new agency and why the Most Reverend Al was his pick to head the department, Obama replied: "Who in the country is better at stirring up the fires of discontent, dividing the country across racial lines or beating up white Hispanics or white cops than my dear friend Al?"
“His newest book, The Wind and the Spirit (Stories of Faith and Inspiration)” was released in 2011 with all the author’s royalties go to support the Carmelite sisters.”