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Michelle: American obesity being the “Number One National Security”

The ‘Obama Fat Head Syndrome’



To repeat an adjective loved by Michelle Obama, there is absolutely nothing straight about the Obamas. When the Free World was reeling in shock over the assassination of U.S. Ambassador to Libya J. Christopher Stevens and three staff members at the American Consulate in Benghazi, Michelle was talking about American obesity being the “Number One National Security” threat on the Dr. Oz show.
Obesity is “absolutely” the greatest threat to national security, according to Mrs. Barack Hussein Obama. Forget al Qaeda, it’s the family fatso leaving America open to attack. This No. 1 Publicity Hound of the television networks was talking about fatsos being the greatest threat to national security on the very day that news hit that four Americans had been slaughtered by Muslim terrorists, and one day after the 11th anniversary of 9/11. On the day of the 11th anniversary of 9/11 her husband the president, who was a guest on D.J. Lazi’s (“Pimp With The Limp”) Miami radio show never once mentioned 9/11.

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The activists with no couth in the White House make sport out of audacity. Michelle, who has absolutely no credentials as a skilled nutritionist, dictates to all loving mothers what to feed their children. Claiming a “live-life-as-she-teaches-life” technique described by Dr. Oz, Michelle’s talent for tale-spinning is every bit as legendary as that of her husband’s, who described playing with a peanut-eating pet monkey and crocs in Indonesia, in the modern day fairytale Dreams From My Father. We now hear that It was the “blip”--an increase in her daughters’ BMI (Body Mass Index)--she was told about on a visit to the family’s pediatrician that turned her into a self-proclaimed nutritionist. Imagine the audacity of this uneducated nutritionist, married to a commander in chief who is all but gutting the military, insisting that because obesity is now the number one national security threat, a reeducation for troops is needed to ensure that they are keeping their bodies combat-ready at all times. With Obama in office writing new rules of engagement, it is keeping their bodies, period, that is the problem. Millions of Americans, who live to keep Michelle out of sight and out of mind, will hear from their school age children the First Lady’s domineering presence in the school cafeteria. In complete show off mode on Dr. Oz, Michelle displayed a sample school lunch where the typical school favourite of bean burrito meal (white flour wrap) with mozzarella cheese, apple sauce, orange juice and 2% milk is replaced with a submarine sandwich consisting of 1 ounce of turkey, 0.5 ounces of low-fat cheese on a whole wheat roll with side items that included refried beans, green pepper strips, cantaloupe wedges, skim milk and mustard or low-fat mayonnaise or low-fat ranch dip. It would have been too easy for anyone tuned in to Dr. Oz. to conclude by viewing Michelle’s capacious caboose that this kind of food was lost on her. In the personal case of Michelle and Barack Obama , obesity is their number one national security threat. It’s called ‘Obama Fat Head Syndrome’.


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Judi McLeod -- Bio and Archives -- Judi McLeod, Founder, Owner and Editor of Canada Free Press, is an award-winning journalist with more than 30 years’ experience in the print and online media. A former Toronto Sun columnist, she also worked for the Kingston Whig Standard. Her work has appeared throughout the ‘Net, including on Rush Limbaugh and Fox News.

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