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Dear anti-American Leftist Wingnut

There will be NO Torture Persecutions, Dummy!



Those who were ignorant enough to buy into the idea that Barack Hussein Obama was American, black, Christian or moderate, clearly need a little help with proper interpretation of Obama political rhetoric... I’m here to help!

Try to stay focused... Remember that your goal is to destroy America, not just Bush... Believe me -- I can feel your angst and the urgency in your heartfelt desire to make a complete mockery of Defense, Intelligence and Homeland Security, in your unbridled mission to destroy all things American. I know -- you must strike while the iron is hot, and while you have control of all branches of the Federal government. But, allow me to interpret this weeks Obama campaign rhetoric for ya. Yes, “campaign rhetoric.” You thought the election was over last November, but Obama does not want to be President of the Divided States of America, he wants to be “Messiah” of the Universe... So, his international campaign for personal popularity continues... After returning from his backslapping (backstabbing, if you’re American) visit with third world Communist thugs over the weekend, Obama was forced to make a brief pit stop at CIA Headquarters to quell the backlash among nervous spooks, who were just about to hook DHS (Department of Homeland Security, in case you’re scratching your empty head) nutjob Janet Napolitano up to the nearest car battery for a little lesson in real “extreme interrogation” procedures. Barackstar promised NO investigations or prosecutions of CIA or DOD interrogation techniques of any kind on his watch, and assured career spooks that his administration would fully support their ongoing mission of preventing the next 9/11... Now, I know how much that put your panties in a wad and how especially you MoveOn Code Pinko folks, are not quite ready to MoveOn from your deep seated need to watch a Bush lynching. It’s okay... Barackstar was anticipating your little temper tantrum... So, the next day, he made the appearance of changing directions. He punted the topic over to his Attorney General Eric Holder, and opened up the possibility that Holder might pursue persecution of Bush administration officials, just for your personal entertainment. However, it ain’t ever gonna happen, my little anti-American Pinko, pro-death, pro-illegal immigration, pro-drug, pro-tyranny, pro-communism crackpot friends. Before I explain why, let me state for the record, that I dearly wish that your pantywaist Marxist leaders in Washington DC would actually bring formal charges against those who managed to stop any further terror attacks on U.S. soil for the last eight years. First, it would be a circus that would make Barnum and Bailey jealous... plus, it would forever remove the subject from your grab bag of leftist political campaign gags.

It won’t happen though, and here’s why...

  • What passes for “torture” in your little leftist pea brain, wouldn’t make a good episode of Fear Factor... If you don’t like how we treat known terrorists, you wouldn’t like military boot camp at all. Maybe you should just volunteer to be the next one beheaded by those folks you call “freedom fighters,” responsible for the death of 3000 Americans on 9/11?
  • Real Americans understand that the primary function of our federal government is to protect and defend the homeland, the American people and the US Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic, no matter the cost... NO price is too high! NO federal task is of greater priority.
  • After dragging every Democrat member of congress who was aware and supportive of these tactics in for deposition, the idea of lynching Bush will lose its luster...
  • And last, No crime, no conviction...just a leftist wingnut circus...
No... What you are doing today is much worse than any real investigation and prosecution of suspected criminal activity. You seek a political lynching without a trial. You seek to destroy all political opponents in the court of public opinion, and you are willing to make a complete mockery of National Defense, Intelligence and Homeland Security to do it, all in the name of political power. You are a parasite... nothing more. Obama booted your Pinko agenda over to Holder, so that when no charges are ever brought, you will blame Holder instead of Obama. You see, Obama is an elected official and Holder is appointed. Obama needs to keep you right where he has you, - young, dumb, and helpless, - and let Holder take the heat...

The End Result?

Well, let’s see here... In the first 90 days in office, the Obama administration has managed to...
  • Rename the "War on Terror" some insane "Overseas Contingency Plan." - Contingent upon what, nobody knows...
  • Redefine "terrorist" to mean American Republicans, libertarians, Conservatives, Constitutionalists and soldiers...
  • Release Top Secret national security memos attacking our own security agencies to the benefit of enemies everywhere... while still running from releasing Obama birth and college records...
  • Announce that "ILLEGAL" immigration is "NOT a crime..." Just a means of growing the Democrat Party.
  • Next, they intend to release photos of US soldiers allegedly "torturing" terror captives in Iraq and Afghanistan, while keeping images of beheadings by the real enemy, off of your TV screen and out of the public debate...
  • Alienate every member of the DOD, CIA, NSA and FBI, responsible for keeping your butt safe and secure in your right to be an idiot!
  • Not to mention - drive the nation from a trillion in debt to $10 trillion in debt, destroying the entire free-market economy and attacking almost every individual Right listed in our Bill of Rights, along the way...
  • What’s not to like about that? You should be thrilled with the early progress... Did I miss anything? Oh yeah... Barackstar has managed to make friends with every third world thug in the universe while alienating every freedom loving individual living under their boots, - allowed North Korea and Iran to become nuclear powers, Red China to become our nation’s mortgage holder, and Pakistan nukes to fall into the hands of the Taliban. That’s one hell of a first 90 days... But, on the up-side, he has also managed to cause a record spike in US gun and ammo sales. You didn’t really think you could totally destroy the greatest nation on earth without a fight, did you?

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JB Williams——

JB Williams is a writer on matters of history and American politics with more than 3000 pieces published over a twenty-year span. He has a decidedly conservative reverence for the Charters of Freedom, the men and women who have paid the price of freedom and liberty for all, and action oriented real-time solutions for modern challenges. He is a Christian, a husband, a father, a researcher, writer and a business owner.

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