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Environmentalist wackos are getting their way with GM

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So, from the likes of things the government might soon own up to 70% of General Motors – money which you and I fronted. I’d say it’s about time we started calling GM “Government Motors”. I don’t know why but something inside keeps telling me this is like a dream come true for overly greenish people like President Obama. Wasn’t it Rahm Emanuel who said “You never want a serious crisis to go to waste…”?

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What could be more perfect than the environMentalists getting their CFL-twisting hands on the holy grail of earth-killing, carbon footprinting, greenhouse gaseous cars and SUVs – the cause of all their angst? Finally: Ma Earth will be saved because the greenies have arrived to design, manufacture, and sell us their version of what Henry Ford and all his successors failed to do. Soon, thanks to Government Motors, we will no doubt have smaller, more expensive, higher-mileage cars that get 49 miles-per-gallon and crumple up smaller than a piece of recycled paper in the hands of Joe Biden throwing away another memo telling him to “shut up”. Never mind that some really smart people have already concluded that: Higher fuel standards = smaller cars = more dead people on the highway. Your safety is of no concern. It’s the environment which must be kept safe. You, my friend, can die a green death and be thankful for it. Think of yourself as a “Suicide Bomber for Mother Nature” except the only explosions you’ll hear are the piston chambers firing (say it like a TV announcer) … in your new CAR!!!! I say we name the lead new product from Government Motor’s “The Gasket Casket” – the car you’d die for. Or in. Whatever they call it, I think the fix is in and Government Motors will soon be churning out a new line of Obama-approved vehicles that will make the environMentalists sigh with approval. Isn’t it odd that the greenies are almost blind to the lessons of Mother Nature? She naturally protects turtles, armadillos, and crabs in shells because their bodies are soft and susceptible to predators. Lucky them: they get armor for protection. We humans, on the other hands, have earned the right to be squished like little bugs because our ingenuity brought forth the gas-combustible engine. Ingrates. It matters not. We are closer than ever to being asked to commute to work while jousting with oncoming high-speed projectiles that will flatten us thinner than Joe Biden’s daybook. So, update your wills and remember the words of the character One Stab who said the last line in the movie Legends of the Fall: “It was a good death.” Corey Deitz has done radio shows in some of the USA’s greatest markets including Chicago, St. Louis, Cleveland, Columbus, Toledo, Richmond, Virginia Beach and Little Rock. He is the Radio Advice Colunist for About.com He and his radio partner now do mornings on KDJE-FM (100.3) in Little Rock and syndicate their show to several other Clear Channel radio stations. Deitz’s interests include writing, motorcycles, painting, collecting First Day Covers, and computers. He has written for several industry and general publications and also owns and maintains about a dozen websites. His first book about the inside world of Radio, “The Cash Cage” was published to rave reviews. Corey’s new book can be found here: Vilified


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