10. Palin’s trained Grizzly bear now armed with GPS unit pointing to Letterman’s Connecticut home!
9. Palin can see Letterman’s media bias from her house!
8. CBS was considering sending Letterman to Bermuda to hang with the Wiegers!
7. Some of Letterman’s jokes summed up in two words: water-boring!
6. Never one to roll over, Palin walks softly and carries a big hockey stick!
5. The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull: lipstick. The difference between a Late Show host and an apology: lip service!
4. Palin has a down child. Letterman is having a downward spiral!
3. Palin doesn’t believe in abortion. Letterman is so far left, he wants to change the show name from “Late Show” to “Late Term”!
2. Think Sarah Palin - think “Iditarod”. Think David Letterman - think “I did a Dumb Joke”!
1. The first time Letterman apologized it was hard to understand him because his foot was still in his mouth!
Corey Deitz has done radio shows in some of the USA’s greatest markets including Chicago, St. Louis, Cleveland, Columbus, Toledo, Richmond, Virginia Beach and Little Rock. He is the Radio Advice Colunist for About.com He and his radio partner now do mornings on KDJE-FM (100.3) in Little Rock and syndicate their show to several other Clear Channel radio stations. Deitz’s interests include writing, motorcycles, painting, collecting First Day Covers, and computers.
He has written for several industry and general publications and also owns and maintains about a dozen websites. His first book about the inside world of Radio, “The Cash Cage” was published to rave reviews. Corey’s new book can be found here: Vilified
