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American Eradication Program, Sterilization and Selective breeding

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(Fantasy Land, USA) The capitol of the United States of America was changed today from Washington, D.C. to a more suitable semantic: Fantasy Land, D.O. (District of Obama).

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While the country’s remaining eight Republican senators and twenty-two representatives recorded their protest on C-Span, all of the networks and cable channels devoted four hours of coverage to the ceremonies surrounding the dedication of the new name and new Fantasy Land monument The Barack. Oprah Winfrey had the honor of unveiling the towering 350 foot monument which depicts President Obama (now in his fourth term) grasping a teleprompter with the phase “I won” scrolling across the screen. Also sharing the podium was Imam Haj Mohammed who led the massive crowd in a prayer chant to Allah after presenting Mr. Obama with his own personalized prayer rug with a BHO monogram. The festivities included a parade down Pennsylvania Avenue with members of ACORN tethering a massive balloon shaped like America including all 57 states. The highlight of the gathering came when Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor read a decision by the court making it a hate crime for anyone to read the Bible out loud or to speak the name of Jesus anywhere in public venues or in the workplace. It was deemed acceptable however to say ‘Jesus Christ’ and ‘Goddamn’ as often as necessary in movies, on television, or in public as long as one was using the names in a pejorative manner. In other news today the population of the US fell to 200 million as the American Eradication Program recorded its 150 millionth participant. Alice Well received a congratulations and thank you note signed by the Surgeon General before being wheeled into the Eradication Center where her last words were spoken to an assembly of the state run media. “I gladly surrender my life at the ripe age of 59 so that others will not have to work hard to cover my potential medical bills and retirement income”, said Ms. Well. “It is a far better thing I do than to become a burden on our society.” Mr. Obama hailed the program as the cornerstone of American austerity saying that the program has saved trillions of dollars that would have been wasted on older Americans while at the other end of the spectrum the sterilization and selective breeding components have kept the birth rate steady and health care costs controlled. Vice President Al Franken echoed the president’s comments saying that because of the Eradication Program “America can now go to that Happy Place”.


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Dave Macy -- Bio and Archives

Dave Macy (aka: Dave Deppisch) spent 30 years as a conservative talk host on a variety of stations in markets like Atlanta, Nashville, Toledo, and Ft. Wayne. He was drawn out of his profession into the ministry and now serves as an associate pastor. He preaches several times a year and is also available to bring his unique style of common sense conservative talk along with his faith in Jesus Christ to any setting that is looking for a speaker with humor, common sense, and Christian values.


He is the author of DoubtFreeLiving.com,and has been privileged to speak at CBN and appear as a guest on World Harvest TV.


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