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Nancy Pelosi's Head x-rayed: Nothing Found!

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-Satire- Why is the news so dreary and mournful these days? Pray, dear Lord, deliver unto us headlines like the following:

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  • Obama Admits Birther Ineligibility; Resigns Effective Immediately
  • 20 Million Illegal Aliens Voluntarily Head Back to Mexico Due to Guilt Over Displacing American Workers
  • 100 Top Wall Street Bankers Arrested for "Bail Out" Scam; Funds, Plus Interest, Returned to U.S. Treasury
  • Kenya Denies Asylum to Deposed President Obama
  • Income Tax, Abortion, and Affirmative Action Ruled Unconstitutional
  • Nancy Pelosi's Head x-rayed: Nothing Found!
  • Democratic Congress Rejects Health Care Reform: Too Costly and Intrusive Expansion of Government
  • Government of Mexico Rejects Latest Foreign Aid from U.S., Will No Longer Accept Hand Outs
  • Supreme Court Rules That Labor Unions Violate Anti-trust Laws, Must Be Dismantled
  • Chevron, BP, and Shell Admit "Huge Glut" of Oil Reserves; Slash Gasoline Prices to $1.00 a Gallon
  • English as Official Language Passes Both Chambers of Congress: All Hispanic Members Vote Nada
  • 450 Death Row Inmates in California Prisons Executed Simultaneously to Ease Budget Crunch
  • Report: Spinach Can Cause Brain Cancer. Cure Possible By Eating Huge Number of Snickers Bars
  • United Nations Praises Israel for Acting Responsibly By Defending Itself
  • Matt Drudge Buys CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, and NBC: Appoints Sarah Palin Director of Human Resources
  • Box Office Failure of anti-capitalism Movie Drives Michael Moore into Bankruptcy
  • Roman Polanski Pardoned by Obama: Urged to Run for Governor of New York
  • Keith Olbermann Arrested For Impersonating Journalist
And that is the way it should be, ladies and gentlemen!


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John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal. “Clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. For years, John lived in the San Francisco Bay Area, the very liberal sanctuary city which protects, rather than prosecutes, certain favored criminals.  John escaped the Bay Area in May and now lives in Pine Grove California where conservative values are still in vogue.

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