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Global Warming just like Al Gore, is a monumental hoax

The Gigantean jackass narrowly escapes



Back on 20th October I wrote a column about Al Gore and his financial shenanigans (using our bailout money) with a Finnish automaker.

After just reading an e-mail from W.G.E.N. to Jackie Juntti, I can barely write this as my stomach hurts and my eyes are all teary with laughter. The subject is our old friend Al Gore. Headline: Gore Flees in Panic from Chicago Book Signing! Gore was confronted by a group of demonstrators from a grass roots group called “We Are Change” while appearing in a downtown Loop area bookstore to sign his latest load of manure on global warming (he calls it a book, I have another name for it), however we must maintain a modicum of civility. Every time I picture in my mind that fat momzer running down the alley and jumping into a waiting car to get away from a crowd of angry demonstrators chasing after him and pounding on the car I break into almost uncontrollable laughter, it couldn’t happen to a nicer liar (oops I meant guy). Organizers from another group who happened to be on the scene, provided the eye witness account of events. The recent revelations about the “smoking gun” e-mails from East Anglia University global warming BS center have hopefully caused chubby Al to lose a little sleep, not to mention possibly putting a little fear or panic in his gut when it comes to appearing in public. Hey Al, do you think you might need to hire some muscle?

People all over the world are waking up to your line of bull

I harken back to October when the Irish reporter shot down your clever little segue of refusing to answer the question about the ruling by a British judge concerning the nine blatant mis-statements of fact in your documentary (kind of makes your Oscar and your Nobel prize rather hollow doesn’t it?), you remember when you switched to Polar Bears being endangered and the young Irishman came back with “how can they be endangered when their numbers are increasing” and one of your stooges cut off the microphone. The point is, people all over the world are waking up to your line of bull and you are not going to be able to get away with it any more. Lets’ face it Al, you have, by your own words and actions, reduced yourself to a sad caricature and a sick joke all rolled up into one. I can only come to one conclusion, the inconvenient truth is, Global Warming just like Al Gore, is a monumental hoax.

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Aaron Cantor——

<em>Las Vegas based Aaron is retired from the U.S. Military. His favourite weapons now are:  a spatula, a 1 iron, or a corkscrew. </a>


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