Cuba’s Funniest Celebutard Videos

Hollywood celebutards have long embraced the most brutal of communist dictators from their lofty Malibu perches. Young people have no frame of reference with which to understand socialism and communism. Obama’s youth cult didn’t live through the cold war. They don’t know about Radio Free Europe, which provided precious information to the victims of communism living behind what was then known as the iron curtain that divided Europe into two areas, making much of Eastern Europe a prison. Armed guards were posted at the borders, and many desperate citizens were killed attempting to flee from a life of oppression.

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At one time, Havana, Cuba, was a popular tourist resort. Americans traveled freely to enjoy the nightlife. That all ended when Fidel Castro took over and immediately plundered all private property. Moderates, as well as dissenters, were murdered. Castro ruled his totalitarian communist dictatorship by brute force, driving the nation into poverty, disease, and despair. Human Rights Watch asserts that the government represses nearly all forms of political dissent. Castro’s Cuba, now being run by Fidel’s brother, Raul, tortures and imprisons its own citizens for daring to speak out against the brutal government. So harsh is life in Cuba that countless Cubans have lost their lives on tiny boats and rafts desperately trying to get to freedom. We will never know how many Cubans tried to make the ninety-mile trip to Florida seeking the most basic of human rights. Instinctively, liberals gravitate toward Fidel Castro. He has long been a darling of the celebutard community. These simpletons make trip after trip to Cuba and are not bright enough to realize that every facet of their visit is carefully coordinated to create the illusion of a happy, prosperous nation. One would think that movie actors have enough familiarity with Hollywood sets to catch on. Then again, celebutards are not celebrated for their sagacity. All communist dictators have played the same game with visiting useful idiots. Mao’s government treated celebutards, including Shirley MacLaine, to a highly produced, well-scripted, useful idiot propaganda tours. Humberto Fontova at Big Hollywood reveals Castro’s exploitation of useful Hollywood idiots:

“My job was to bug their hotel rooms,” disclosed high-ranking Cuban intelligence defector Delfin Fernandez, “with both cameras and listening devices. “When word came down that models Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss were coming to Cuba the order was a routine one: 24-hour-a-day vigilance. Then we got a PRIORITY alert, recalls Fernandez, ‘because there was a rumor that they would be sharing a room with Leonardo DiCaprio. The rumor set off a flurry of activity and we set up the most sophisticated devices we had.”  “Delfin Fernandez has not only met some of the most famous men in the world,’ says a story in the London Daily Mirror about the Cuban intelligence defector, ‘he’s also spied on them and been witness to some of their most innermost secrets.”

While Americans have little use for most celebutards, they are high value morons in Cuba:

“Famous Americans are the priority objectives of Castro’s intelligence,’ reports Fernandez. ‘When the celebrity visitors arrived at the Hotels Nacional, Meliá Habana and Meliá Cohiba, we already had their rooms completely bugged with sophisticated taping equipment. But not just the rooms, we’d also follow the visitors around, sometimes we covered them 24 hours a day. They had no idea we were tailing them.’” 

Pope John Paul was smart enough to debug his room on a visit to Cuba in 1998. Merely preaching to the choir, spouting Marxism at leftwing universities does not produce the desired outcomes. The KGB had to get its ideology into our mainstream. Hollywood celebutards, politicians and other useful idiots are actually entirely expendable. Former KGB officer Yuri Alexandrovic Bezmenov explains the process of ideological subversion:

“Try to get into, large circulation, established conservative media. Reach filthy rich movie makers, intellectuals in so-called academic circles. Cynical, ego-centric people who can look into your eyes with angelic expression and tell you a lie. This are the most recruitable people; people who lack moral principals - who are either too greedy or too, uh, suffer from self-importance, uh, they feel that they matter a lot. Uh, these are the people who KGB wanted very much to recruit.”

No doubt the celebutard community will be delighted to learn that somebody is actually listening to them.