Dems need your $5 to save them from crazy-eyed Conservatives

If you are a Republican, or one of their supporters you already know you are being painted by members of the Obama administration as a redneck, extremist, yada, yada, yada. But in the latest Dem diatribe, you have eyes that get, well, all..”crazy like”. “Democrats extend health care to 32 million people, and how do Republicans react? Their eyes get all crazy-like. They throw fits. They vow repeal. And they will track down every Democratic member of Congress like bloodhounds on the chase.” So writes Paul Begala of the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee (DSCC).

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Can’t you almost hear the baying of the bloodhounds chasing Dem Senators and their media puff pastry buds down to the nearest Starbucks for another relaxing latte? “Look,” writes Begala in his latest diatribe, “we didn’t fight all these years for health care reform to see it dismantled by a radio blowhard, a bunch of regressive Republicans and an angry mob of right wingers. “But their rhetoric will only grow more dangerous and threaten President Obama’s accomplishments and future agenda. So when that FEC deadline comes Wednesday at midnight, we as Democrats need to show our post-healthcare strength.” Take that, you serfs! Because name calling seems to be the best post-healthcare strength of the Dems. Their singsong cross-the-schoolyard na-na-nas, may be aimed at the Repubs, but it is your $5 they need to keep the bully fight going. Their goal is $117,260 on a deadline of March 31--one sawbuck at a time. Back to “crazy-like eyes, Begala. “On the Senate floor, Judd Gregg compared health care reform to not only a “huge asteroid”, but a huge asteroid that will “land on our children’s heads.” Rep. John Boehner ranted at the top of his lungs until his face turned beet red. Glenn Beck cried. And “tyranny” and “socialism” are hot new topics on Twitter. I’ve gotta ask: What is WRONG with these people?” And we’ve gotta answer: “These people” are feeling swindled, raped, used and thrown away with their Constitution, Mr. Begala. But the Dems, masters at name calling names then turning the tables around to give themselves victim status, don’t hear anything but what they want to hear. Rants Begala: “I haven’t heard such claptrap from the Republicans since they said President Clinton’s economic plan would be “a one-way ticket to a recession.” They were wrong about Clintonomics, which balanced the budget while creating 23 million new jobs and lifting millions out of poverty. And they’re just as wrong about Obamacare, which, at its heart, just means a family doctor for every family.” Make that a family doctor roped and chained, dispatched to do the government’s bidding whenever it chooses. That is if there are enough sawbones left to round up for forced slave labour. All of this seems to be giving Paul Begala and his comrades sleepless nights. In his own words: “And if you think it couldn’t possibly get any worse, just wait. The lies will only get more airplay now that corporations can spend unlimited money for candidates. (emphasis Paulie’s). “Special interests are already spending more than $800,000 per day to kill President Obama’s agenda. This number will only grow. At least he got that right. “It might be laughable--if it weren’t so dangerous. This election will determine the future of everything we’ve accomplished. Do we stand with President Obama and his progressive vision? Or do we let crazy conservatives destroy everything? “Do we stand with President Obama and his progressive vision? The answer is simple: Yes, because if you don’t, Rahm Emanuel will get you in the curtain-less congress shower! Begala concludes by accusing Republicans of wanting “to drag this country kicking and screaming into the 19th century.” Better there than into the darkness and repression of Socialism.