With all the publicity surrounding the resignation of New York Governor Eliot Spitzer in the very public wake of a high-priced, call girl scandal, one scenario keeps coming to mind, and that is now Hillary Clinton has some real competition from Silda Spitzer for the title of Angriest Wife in America.
This Spitzer scandal reminds us all of the old adage that woman has led to the downfall of many a good man. Christina Keeler and John Profumo in the infamous British Profumo affair comes to mind and, of course the memory of Monika Lewinsky and her trysts with then president Bill Clinton. And how can we ever forget the Anne Heche-Ellen DeGeneres debacles of several years back?
Speaking of the Clintons, is it my imagination that the once gauche duckling Chelsea is becoming quite the swan-like hottie in her own right? I've been watching the former first daughter campaigning quite effectively for her mom, and truth be told have been impressed with her smarts and poise. To me she has become the most pleasant surprise of this race. You say that you have never actually heard her speak? That little poignant observation is actually what puts her head and shoulders above the current presidential candidates.
With all the hoopla about Geraldine Ferraro's comments about Obama's success being in large part due to his African American roots, why aren't these same left wing liberals who are so shocked at the former Vice-Presidential comments, paying equal attention to Obama's spiritual mentor, advisor and known anti –Semite pastor, Dr. Jeremiah Wright canned for opening his big pie hole? Or the least bit interested in the presidential candidate’s business dealings? Now if only someone with clout could have him answer the tough questions about his alleged extensive dealings with indicted ghetto baron Tony Rezko…
To the misguided people who are comparing the Senator from Illinois to the next coming of John Kennedy, I would be hard pressed to even compare him to comedian Jamie Kennedy, let alone the historic assassinated 36th President of the USA. Truly, it’s not just Obama, but all of the candidates who have been less than inspiring. If you scratch beneath the slick surface of Obama’s rhetoric, you will discover the policy depth equivalency of a Shemp Howard soliloquy. Hillary Clinton whines more than an alley cat in heat and Republican candidate John McCain, who I still feel is the best of a bad bunch, boasts the charisma and humor of an Arizona State senior. WHOOPs on second thought!!!
My deepest condolences go out the family of French citizen Lazare Ponticelli, who passed away the other day at the awe inspiring age of 110. For all those who have never heard of the amazing Mr. Ponticelli, he was reportedly the last surviving French fighting man of the First World War. Ironically his second claim to fame was that he was reportedly the very last surviving French fighting man since World War I.
Did any of you read the bizarre story out of Kansas about 35-year-old Pam Babcock who spent the past two years living in her bathroom, spending such long periods on her commode that her skin began to intertwine itself into the toilet seat? Well it looks like the local authorities are looking at the possibility of pressing charges against her live in boyfriend for his inaction on this headshaking incident. No matter what happens in the future to this duo, you can definitely describe this as a relationship that's been throw into the crapper.
There is absolutely no reason for the Canadian oil industry to justify raising prices to an incredible 1.10 plus per liter with ominous forecasts that the price may reach the 1.50 mark by summer. With all of our oil reserves and oil sands potential you would think that Canada should be almost self sufficient from most foreign oil imports. It really is time for us to quit doing our best sheep impressions and stand up for ourselves to these oil giants. By the By, if anyone is looking for a beautiful customized Sedan De Ville with a 32-valve power plant pushing over 325 horses, then give me a shout. Have to take out a loan just to fill her up and I've been told the space shuttle gets better gas mileage than my baby. Actually on second thought forget about it, when my time comes I plan on being buried in my babe machine.
It is with a heavy heart that I write tonight that sportscaster, ‘King of Fight’ Eddie Zawadzki is gone. Eddie’s sister, Christine called to tell Canada Free Press (CFP) that Eddie died this morning of a massive heart attack, age 55.
