We Need Better Liberal Control!

Most people, led along by the predominantly liberal media, rarely question the facts presented to them. -Southern Papist Perspective There is no way to take my usual humorous tone when discussing the horrific events of last week's school shooting

But, we can certainly take some time to ridicule liberals who, predictably enough, wasted not a second in jumping on the story, shamelessly coopting it to push their worn out anti Second Amendment crusade. Representative Jerrold Nader launched the lunacy with a demand that the president "exploit" the murders. It was mere moments before other politicians and the Hollywood cement heads quickly shared their oh-so-important views on gun control while traveling with armed guards. If you want to baffle a liberal, ask one what an "assault weapon" actually is. They haven't a clue. To a liberal, a revolver is an assault weapon. A Glock is a machine gun, which have been illegal for decades.

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Remember Dianne Feinstein's asinine "assault weapons" ban. She was so proud of it. Nobody else understood it. She based her description of assault weapons on cosmetic features of the guns. What this country needs is not better gun control, it's better liberal control. Imagine if we quit caving into their endless bleating about guns and we instead set about doing away with the most dangerous places in the United States: Gun Free Zones. Liberals just loved the idea of designated peace and love zones. It was like a version of a DMZ, liberal style where everyone would play nicely. Coincidentally, the two largest gun free zones in the nation are where the mass shootings keep happening: schools and post offices, although post offices have fallen from favor as lacking the emotional impact of schools, malls and movie theaters. Imagine hanging a sign in front of your house saying Occupant Keeps No Weapons. We also should be getting troubled kids into appropriate psychiatric care, in patient when necessary to keep them on their meds until they are stable. But, liberals will have none of that. It's close to impossible to keep someone hospitalized past a 72 hour hold, thanks to the ACLU. The Newtown shooter's mother was scared to death of her son. He needed to be confined to a mental institution and kept on the proper meds until he was stable enough to reliably take his meds and rejoin society. Liberals have made sure that couldn't happen. All we're left with now is hardening the targets. We know where they are, we are going to have to put trained shooters in those idyllic Gun Free Zones. It's the best liberal control we've got.