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Plans for immigration, La Raza, Congress

Our First Affirmative Action President Continues his Conversation at the Dear Leader Golf Course



Iranian Born Senior Adviser (SA) continues her counsel with Dear Leader (DL) SA: Dear Leader our Latino friends are getting very anxious. They say you promised to give them amnesty and all they have received so far are food stamps.
DL: Comrade I am the best community organizer of democrats in the world and the Latinos are part of my community. The peasants who are here as undocumented Democrats living in the shadows with welfare will be pardoned through amnesty on my time schedule. SA: La Raza wants to know if you are going to keep your promise to them that after they get amnesty they will be able to empty all their villages and move their "cousins" here so they can enjoy life in their new villages in America without working? DL: Comrade, I plan on doing better than that. I will make sure all of their "cousins" come and at the same time empty all the rest of the villages in Mexico, Nicaragua, EL Salvador, Honduras Costa Rica, Belize and Guatemala putting them in relocation camps here. They will make good loyal democrats thankful for the welfare we will provide them. They will be realizing Karl Marx's dream of a just society and equality for all but us who have to tend to them hahaa.

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SA: Dear Leader that is a superb plan. We can cover the landscape with color and the oppressors who have ruled over us for so long will cower and die off quickly I hope. So when do you plan on making this bold move Dear Leader? DL: Comrade I devised an absolutely devious plan the oppressors remaining in Congress will willingly accept and be amazed by. SA: Dear Leader, please tell me about your plan as I can hardly contain myself. DL: It will take place next year on Tuesday July 29th. SA: Dear Leader, why July 29th of next year? DL: Comrade as a loyal Muslim do you not recognize it as the observance of Eid Al Fitr, the end of Ramadan? SA: Oh Dear Leader, you are planning amnesty for Zakat! The time we give gifts! That is so amazing you will grant amnesty as a gift! DL: Yes Comrade once again I have come up with a plan that will surprise and amaze everyone. SA: Dear Leader what do you have in store for the oppressors in Congress? DL: This is the part I like most Comrade and the oppressors will love it too. SA: Oh Dear Leader what plans do you have for the oppressors? Reeducation camps I hope? DL: No Comrade, my plan is to dismiss them all and use the empty space for housing some of the newcomers. SA: Do you think the oppressors will leave peacefully? DL: Guaranteed Comrade since I am going to authorize their pensions to begin immediately so they can return home and do the same as what they do here after being elected..........nothing.............and I can continue to vacation forever as their Dear Leader. Now, point me towards the east so I can pray.


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George Fuller, a Mayflower Descendant, a graduate of Southern Illinois University in Carbondale, IL

Acquired my real estate brokers license in Florida and have independently brokered commercial real estate since.


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