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ABC News: Chelsea Clinton having 'America's version of the royal baby'



You already know that the MSM long ago gave up on covering the substance of governing, preferring instead to obsess over the horse race aspect of politics, and more importantly, the personalities. Did you always sort of suspect they'd like nothing better than to have American royalty to slobber over like their British counterparts?
Done deal! Check this from ABC News:
Bill and Hillary Clinton are reveling in the news that they will be grandparents. Chelsea Clinton is set to give birth to America's equivalent of the royal baby sometime this fall -- and her parents couldn't be happier.

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Clinton, who announced the news on Thursday, did not say if she and her husband, Marc Mezvinsky, are having a boy or a girl. Whether they realized it or not, the Clinton's have clearly been preparing for the grandpa and grandma roles for some time. Here's a sneak peak at what life may be like with Grandpa Bill and Grandma Hill -- and how their political experience will help them be amazing grandparents.
Now to be somewhat fair to writers Alyssa Newcomb and Brian Canova, the rest of the piece is actually fairly snarky. But not to give them too much credit . . . who gives a crap about them becoming grandparents in the first place, let alone declaring the baby royalty? I recognize there is an attempt at being tongue-in-cheek here, but in order for that to work, the subject has to be worth talking about in the first place, and this isn't. Bill Clinton hasn't been president for 13 years. Hillary Clinton has never accomplished anything in her life whatsoever. We're happy for their daughter and her husband, but until the media starts devoting resources to the government's abuse of citizens via the IRS, the BLM, the FEC, the NLRB and the Social Security Administration, we can do without lame attempts at humor concerning "royal" babies.


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