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‘Queen of Mean Michelle’ bans kids’ birthday cupcakes:

While America fights for survival Michelle Obama engages in GOP bun fight


By Judi McLeod ——--July 8, 2014

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While America fights for survival Michelle Obama engages in GOP bun fight
Where is Michelle Obama now that American children are exposed to the potential violence of MS-13, jihadists slipping through the border with Hispanic-sounding names and exposure to dread diseases like Tuberculosis?
In the bun fight of her self-manufactured career as publicity hound Mrs. Barack Obama. That’s where. “I’m going to fight until the bitter end,” is the overbearing Michelle’s latest vow on forcing her unrealistic menu down the unwilling throat of the school lunchroom menu. Just as the unaccompanied minors flooding the southern U.S. border are merely the pawns in her husband’s politics of immigration, school children are the pawns in Michelle’s fight against commonsense nutrition. It can all be boiled down to: Kids won’t eat their spinach just because Michelle Obama orders it. “I’m going to fight until the bitter end to make sure that every kid in this country continues to have the best nutrition that they can have in our schools,” the first lady recently said at a White House event, according to FoxNews.com.

Michelle’s battle cry was brought on by GOP.
“Mrs. Obama even mocked the GOP effort in an opinion column and argued her case before her Twitter followers. “Remember a few years ago when Congress declared that the sauce on a slice of pizza should count as a vegetable in school lunches?” she wrote in The New York Times. “You don’t have to be a nutritionist to know that this doesn’t make much sense. Yet we’re seeing the same thing happening again with these new efforts to lower nutrition standards in our schools.” Only a Michelle could cling to the the sauce on a slice of pizza when America is imploding.
As America becomes more chronically jobless because of Barack Obama’s Marxist policies, children shouldn’t be forced to go hungry because of Michelle Obama’s Menu of Mean. GOP isn’t Michelle’s only enemy in her imposed Battle of School Lunch Nutrition. Indeed the School Room Nutrition Association has now come out opposed to the very regulations they helped her pass in the first place. (EAGNews July 7, 2014) “The Davis Enterprise reports:
“Two years later, the association has done an about-face and is leading a lobbying campaign to allow schools to opt out of the very rules it helped to create, saying that the regulations that have gone into effect are “overly prescriptive” and too costly for schools that are trying to replace hamburgers and fries with healthier alternatives.
“How can we call these standards a success when they are driving students away from the program?” Diane Pratt-Heavner, a spokeswoman for the association, said, according to HNGN.com. When it comes to banning Moms’ birthday cupcakes in home made school lunches, Michelle is the undisputed ‘Queen of Mean’. Most anyone but Michelle would understand that a cupcake, lovingly tucked into little Jenny’s or Johnny’s school lunch on their birthday, is like catching a birthday kiss sent from home by Mom. What a nice mid-day reminder that the family will gather ‘round the cake and candles at the end of the school day. So determined to get her thumbprint on a signature initiative and make her weight felt in the school lunchroom, Michelle would ban school lunches packed by Moms forever. Someone should put Michelle Obama in her place: the rightful place being she is the overbearing wife of an increasingly unpopular ‘president’. (The word ‘president’ is enclosed in single quotes because how can anyone attach the title ‘president’ to a man who boasts that his mission is the “Fundamental Transformation of America”?) The someone to put Michelle Obama in her place won’t be the Edmonds School District in Washington and others who are cracking down on birthday cupcakes and other sugary snacks students bring from home under a directive from the federal lunch police, according to news reports. “Birthday parties in classrooms may be celebrated with non-food treats and favors for students. No food is allowed as part of a birthday celebration,” according to a new Edmonds School District policy tied to the federal lunch rules, according to The Herald. “Instead of tasty cupcakes, students can now celebrate their birthdays with gift pencils, origami frogs and extra recess time. Yay.” If someone died and left Michelle Obama boss we didn’t read about it anywhere other than in the mainstream media. Earth to Michelle: It is not school kids getting fat, it’s gorging politicians noshing at the feed bag while most plebes out there are being rationed because of soaring grocery prices. Michelle, who is her husband’s biggest booster on partial birth abortions, seems uncomfortable with any part of the word ‘birth’ even if it’s only a birthday cupcake packed by Mom.

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Judi McLeod—— -- Judi McLeod, Founder, Owner and Editor of Canada Free Press, is an award-winning journalist with more than 30 years’ experience in the print and online media. A former Toronto Sun columnist, she also worked for the Kingston Whig Standard. Her work has appeared throughout the ‘Net, including on Rush Limbaugh and Fox News.

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