Granholm - Destroyer of Prosperity

Congratulations, University of California-Berkeley. You weren't content with simply being the nation's bastion of left-wing "education." No, no, no. You had much bigger ambitions. You wanted to warp the very fabric of reality itself, and you've finally done it.

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You have former Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm teaching a class called “Creating Jobs through Better Government Policies for Innovation and Education.” I know, I know. California taxpayers are contributing to the former Governor's $84,000 annual salary - so it's important that you make her do something - but this? Former Gov. Jennifer Granholm - who destroyed 600,000 Michigan jobs - to teach college class in job creation Bravo! There's even a waitlist! That's not surprising, because Granholm is an absolute rockstar when it comes to creating jobs. Who better to teach a class in creating jobs through government policy than a woman who, according to Michigan Capitol Confidential, can boast the following?

Michigan lost more than half a million jobs (576,900) during Gov. Jennifer Granholm's 8-year tenure. The month before Granholm took office, Michigan had 4,468,700 jobs in December of 2002. When she left office in December of 2010, Michigan 3,891,800 jobs. Michigan led the nation in unemployment for 45 consecutive months from May 2006 to January 2010.

If there's ever been a record that lends itself to educating eager young liberals about job creation, this is it. Trust us, UC Berkeley. You've made the right choice. Granholm is the perfect woman for the job. Keep her in the classroom, and in five years, "You're going to be blown away!" Plus, she's capable of delivering crazy, over-the-top, DNCC speeches that make it look like she's having an Obama-induced seizure! Oh, and as an added bonus, anyone who takes a class taught by Jennifer Granholm will get to meet an actual, honest-to-God "Dating Game" contestant! What could be better!?