Huffington Post hires 9/11 truther, former NFL player, as some kind of national security expert

Hopefully, yesterday's new hire announcement will dispel them of their delusion.

Welcome to the team, @DonteStallworth! Donte will be joining HuffPost as a politics fellow covering national security -- HuffPost Politics (@HuffPostPol) September 4, 2014

At first, everyone seemed to think this was a joke. Donte Stallworth? The former NFL wide receiver? Why in the world would you hire him as a national security "fellow?" It was not a joke. Zsa Zsa even welcomed him to the team:

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@dontestallworth Welcome aboard! We're so excited to have you here. -- Arianna Huffington (@ariannahuff) September 3, 2014

So, of course, everyone wondered what his credentials were. It turns out that Stallworth is very politically aware - and he's fascinated by the ins and outs of national security. He knows what's "going on" at the highest, most secretive, levels of government ...and he's not afraid to "say it like it is."

NO WAY 9/11 was carried out by "dying" Bin Laden, 19 men who couldn't fly a damn kite. STILL have NO EVIDENCE Osama was connected, like Iraq -- Donte' Stallworth (@DonteStallworth) July 20, 2009

Gggrrrrrrrrrrrrr @ ppl who actually believe a plane hit the pentagon on 9/11... hole woulda been ASTRONOMICALLY bigger, God bless lost lives -- Donte' Stallworth (@DonteStallworth) July 20, 2009

it's called false flag operations... it's been done numerous times THROUGHOUT history... our own CIA has done it multiple times in foreign.. -- Donte' Stallworth (@DonteStallworth) July 22, 2009

As Deadspin reported in 2013, Stallworth also has important thoughts on vaccine conspiracies. "They" don't want you to know about it, though, so read at your own risk. If you expose yourself to Stallworth's righteous paranoia, there's no telling where life may take you. In a few months you may find yourself locked in an empty apartment, your walls covered with grainy black and white pictures, connecting the various threads of "their" plan with a spider web of red yarn. Oh, lest we forget, Stallworth also got drunk, went for a drive, and killed a pedestrian back in 2009.  He faced a potential of 15 years behind bars, but - lucky guy that he is - he only ended up serving 25 days of a frighteningly lenient 30 day manslaughter sentence. So remember: If you're looking for top-notch national security reporting, the Huffington Post has a 9/11 truther, vaccination conspiracy theorist, and a bona-fide man slaughterer who's ready, willing, and able to provide it.