By Dan Calabrese ——Bio and Archives--September 26, 2014
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North Korean leader Kim Jong-un is suffering from “discomfort“, a state media report has said in the first official acknowledgement of ill-health after a prolonged period out of the public eye. Kim, 31, who is frequently the centrepiece of the isolated country’s propaganda, has not been photographed by state media since appearing at a concert alongside his wife on 3 September, fuelling speculation he is suffering from bad health. “Based on his gait, it appears he has gout – something [due to] diet and genetic predisposition that has affected other members of the Kim family,” said Michael Madden, an expert on the North Korean leadership and contributor to the 38 North website. Kim had been seen walking with a limp since an event with key officials in July and in a pre-recorded documentary broadcast by state media on Thursday appeared to have difficulty walking. “The wealth and prosperity of our socialism is thanks to the painstaking efforts of our marshal, who keeps lighting the path for the people, like the flicker of a flame, despite suffering discomfort,” a voiceover for the hour-long documentary said.Now, come on. Dude is 31 years old. He has the fricking gout? I was just about to mention how he has access to the best doctors in North Korea, but as I read it back to myself it really doesn't sound so great. I sort of assume Bowl Cut Jr. has access the finest meats and cheeses in his palace while the paupers outside kill their dogs for food and eat dust, but who knows? Maybe the Chinese get tired of sending him Chicken Chow Mein while he causes them all those problems. And if Bowl Cut Jr. dies, what then? Who's next? He doesn't have any kids that we know of, and if he did have a love child out there somewhere, he couldn't be more than 10 or so, right? (So, conceivably, about as mature as he is, in the best of all worlds.) When Kim Jong Il died and Kim Jong Un succeeded him, we speculated around our house about what the next-generation scion might be named. My wife had the best suggestion: Kim Jong Uh-Oh! I don't know about you, but just in case it comes to that, I'm ready.
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