Politics: Pro-gay marriage humpback whale attacks surveillance drone with rainbow weapon

We normally don't run zany animal videos around here, but this one is just too cool not to share. According to the Daily Mail, when a large humpback whale was spotted off the coast of California, a drone operator flew his craft over the submerged mammal for a better look.

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The whale, who is obviously pro-gay marriage and anti-drone, fired on the aircraft with the only weapons at its disposal: water and 1.21 Gigawatts of rainbow power. Ooooh....a near miss. Don't worry, Mr. Whale. You'll get 'em next time.