Haven't heard of a website called "TheSkimm?" Don't worry about it. Basically it's a blog that puts together a daily rundown of news stories. It's sort of like the Daily Briefings compiled by our own Clark Barrow, but it's less in depth and less focused on politics.
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Today, they published a piece titled "Skimm Your Candidate." In it, Hillary Clinton responded to a list of simple questions about herself and her candidacy. All of the candidates were given the option to do the same but, perhaps because Hillary is desperate to re-re-re-re-introduce herself, she's the only one who's responded so far.
For example, when asked for a "Fun Fact," Mrs. Clinton replied thusly:
That is fun!
Hillary also noted that, should she become the next President, she would give the White House pastry chef a workout:
She does get into a few policy specifics, but it's mostly the kind of fluff you'd expect. She's pro-choice, pro-gay marriage, pro-Iran deal, etc. However, the real news is that Hillary has a weakness, and it's not just for chocolate croissants. Hillary sometimes gets frustrated - and it's all your fault.
You're just too stupid to see that she's right about everything she wants to do to for America:
Hear that, people? Smarten up and 'understand.' We know you want to help Hillary however you can, so stop pointing out her obvious failings and don't disagree with her. If you would just join the enlightened masses in their unwavering support for higher taxes, "fun camps," secret email servers, and YouTube videos, she wouldn't have to be so frustrated with you.