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American voters are finally recognizing that CHANGE does not always mean better

Even In These Troubled Times, there ARE Blessings for Which We Conservative Extremists Can Be Thankful!



Although America is under the influence of a daft president who is partial to GITMO detainees, Syrian refugees statistically vulnerable to becoming soldiers in the ISIS war on humanity; uneducated, impoverished third-world illegal aliens who believe that speaking Spanish entitles one, by virtue of divine decree, to invade and occupy America, notwithstanding US borders, immigration laws, and the will of 330 million Americans; convicted felons, and others of low degree: conservatives have much to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.

Among the blessings for which we right-wing extremists are duty-bound to give thanks:
  • * Barack Obama is not a twin;
  • * To the extent that the Constitution is still relevant, the 22nd Amendment limits Obama’s tyrannical propensity to impose his ungodly “Fundamental transformation” on our beloved homeland beyond January, 2017;
  • *Donald Trump continues to dominate the field of Republican presidential aspirants, despite the machinations of the RNC, Jeb Bush, Karl Rove, and other RINOs in the GOP establishment;
  • *John Boehner no longer speaks in the US House!
  • *Hillary Clinton’s next federal abode is more likely to be Fort Leavenworth than the Oval Office;
  • *American voters are finally recognizing that CHANGE does not always mean better!
It’s not much, but it’s the best we can hope for at the present time. So, relax and enjoy the season: HAPPY THANKSGIVING! John W. Lillpop San Jose, California

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John Lillpop——

John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal. “Clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. For years, John lived in the San Francisco Bay Area, the very liberal sanctuary city which protects, rather than prosecutes, certain favored criminals.  John escaped the Bay Area in May and now lives in Pine Grove California where conservative values are still in vogue.

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