John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal. “Clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. For years, John lived in the San Francisco Bay Area, the very liberal sanctuary city which protects, rather than prosecutes, certain favored criminals. John escaped the Bay Area in May and now lives in Pine Grove California where conservative values are still in vogue.
Ever since that dreadful morning in January, 2007, when Nancy Pelosi raised her right hand and swore to uphold the U.S. Constitution as Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, feminists have insisted that she be addressed by her Constitutional title, despite the fact that that woman is uniquely unqualified to be third in the line of succession to the U.S. presidency.
For the past 21 months it has been Speaker Pelosi or Madam Speaker, rather than the more cuddly Space Cadet Nancy and Moon Bat Pelosi, terms of endearment more in line with Speaker Pelosi's intellectual prowess and warped political perspective.
Feminists have been adamant in demanding strict adherence to protocol when addressing or discussing the leftist speaker from San Francisco.
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As further evidence of the devastating power of Sarahmania!, executives at MSNBC have decided to clean up the polluted airwaves by removing liberal stench merchants Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann as anchors of live political events.
Matthews, who admits that he wets his pants in excitement when covering Barack Obama, will continue to disgrace journalism with "Hard Ball," a daily tragedy in which the host takes five minutes to ask each of his questions, and then refuses to allow assembled guests to answer.
Perhaps Matthews' narcissistic self-talk will be countered when liberals resurrect the Fairness Doctrine?
Oprah Winfrey's refusal to interview Sarah Palin will not cost the television mogul a regular viewer in my home.
There are no Oprah addicts here to begin with, have never been, and never will be because Winfrey's narrow-minded definition of herself as a "victim" is offensive.
Victim status legitimately goes to those fighting to feed their families and keep a roof over their heads, problems not often faced by billionaire talk show hostesses.