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John Lillpop

John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal. “Clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. For years, John lived in the San Francisco Bay Area, the very liberal sanctuary city which protects, rather than prosecutes, certain favored criminals. John escaped the Bay Area in May and now lives in Pine Grove California where conservative values are still in vogue.

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Flip-Flopping on the Need for Change!

- Satire - If flip flopping were an Olympic event, Barack Obama would have won enough gold medals to buy all of those missing McCain mansions outright, and still have sufficient scratch left to treat Oprah Winfrey to lunch.
- Monday, August 25, 2008



With All Those Homes, Perhaps McCain Should Rescue Obama’s Brother?

image- Satire - John McCain continues to be pummeled hither and yonder for marrying a woman smarter and more successful that himself, a charge that has never been leveled against Barack Hussein Obama. Funny that. A real stinker, this latest kerfuffel, as it shows the big bad Republican McCain so out of touch with average Americans that he has lost track of his (wife's!) mansions.
- Friday, August 22, 2008

Not His Brother’s Keeper?

Like all duty-bound socialists, Barack Obama has a bleeding heart when it comes to doing battle for the underprivileged, less fortunate, and disadvantaged. The Anointed One even fashions himself as a "Champion of the Little Guy," especially when it comes to stealing money from one class of people (taxpayers) and giving said riches to another class (the poor).
- Friday, August 22, 2008


Lower Mandatory Retirement Age for Goofy College Professors!

Logic 101 should be a required course for those 100 college professors who think it makes sense to lower the drinking age to 18 because 21 has spawned "a culture of dangerous, clandestine 'binge-drinking' -- often conducted off-campus."
- Thursday, August 21, 2008


Solving the Gang problem in Los Angeles

According to liberal politicians like Mayor Antonio Villagarosa, the gang problem in the once great American city of Los Angeles is so complex and pervasive that only scores of millions of additional taxpayers dollars will make the slightest difference.
- Thursday, August 21, 2008

Of Feces, Urine, Secret Jails, and Democrats in Denver

- Satire - In the not so distant past, thoughts of the Democratic convention conjured up images of ungodly long and boring speeches from bloated old windbags, ridiculous party platforms, even more absurd nominees, and what must have been the unconstitutional preemption of Bonanza and other television classics during prime time.
- Thursday, August 21, 2008

Ever Been Blitzed by a Wolf?

- Satire - This is not meant to demean Wolf Blitzer, CNN's top political analyst and part-time kosher food vendor. He is probably a perfectly fine and decent chap, worthy of every wooden nickel he can extort from the corrupt moguls who run CNN and Time Magazine.
- Tuesday, August 19, 2008



Book Exposes Obama, Leaps to # 1 On NYT Best Seller List!

After 18 months in which the liberal mainstream media have pre-ordained Barack Obama as the inevitable 44th president of the United States and Messiah rolled into one, a glimmer of truth is emerging, just in time for the November elections.
- Saturday, August 16, 2008

Barry Needs to Watch His Backside Around Hillary!

- Satire - Although I emphatically believe that Barack Hussein Obama (Barry) is the least qualified, most anti-American candidate ever to get this far in a legitimate challenge for the US presidency, I would hate to see the man fall victim to the evil Clintonistas in Denver two weeks hence.
- Saturday, August 16, 2008

Whither Vladimir Putin’s Soul?

After visiting with Vladimir Putin in 2001, President George W. Bush stated, "I was able to get a sense of his soul, a man deeply committed to his country and the best interests of his country."
- Friday, August 15, 2008

How Quickly We Forget

We Americans are not known for our ability to remain focused on important issues long enough to properly resolve outstanding problems. Rather, we tend to allow our attentions to be diverted too quickly for our own good.
- Friday, August 15, 2008



America Needs President Lou Dobbs in 2008!

Oh, sure, it is very, very late for any individual, even a nationally known television star like Lou Dobbs, to thrown one's hat in the ring as a candidate for president.
- Tuesday, August 12, 2008

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