John Lillpop

Howard Dean’s Folly

Do leaders of the Democrat National Committee (DNC) actually expect the American people to believe that their party has the wherewithal to manage the most powerful nation of earth, when that same party is apparently unable to manage a simple system of pre-election primaries?

If Hillary Is Elected—

--Satire-- Should the American people be foolish enough to elect Hillary Clinton to the presidency in 2008, the following events will surely ensue:

Does the Rule of Law Still Matter at All in America?

Michael Mukasey United States Attorney General Washington, D.C.

Former Leftist Talk Show Host, Child Pornographer Headed to Slammer!

Bernie Ward, once known as the "Lion of the Left" for his insane blathering as a leftist talk show host in San Francisco, will roar no more, at least not among civil folk.

Breaking News: Hi-Technology Anti-Hillary Filter Now Available!

--Satire-- While the United States Congress may eventually prohibit water boarding as an interrogation technique, there is an inexpensive, legal, and ethical way to root the truth out of reticent jihadists.

Hillary’s Odd Victory Lap in Indianapolis

Hillary Rodham Clinton may very well be a damnable socialist, congenital liar, and conniving you-know-what, but I hasten to point out that she has her faults as well.

Happy Cinco de Mayo, America! Adios, Jose Medellin!

Yes, there was some good news for American citizens to celebrate on the 5th of May!

The Agony When “If Necessary**” Ain’t!

The HP Pavilion on the outskirts of downtown San Jose is an extremely popular venue for all sorts of entertainment from Bruce Springsteen, to Arena football, to prize fights, and Lacrosse.

Excuse Me, Senor: In America, Its May 5th—NOT Cinco de Whatever!

When and how did so many otherwise level headed Americans become obsessed with celebrating a foreign holiday here in God's country?

Defending American Sovereignty and Culture Is NOT Racist

Contrary to the perception of editorial writers at great newspapers like the New York Tiimes, defending American sovereignty is not a expression of racist hatred. In fact, it (defending America) is essential if this republic is to survive.

Earthquakes, and Rumors of Earthquakes!

--Satire-- Are we "verily, verily" in the last days?

Welcome to New Joisy, Where Illegal Ain’t!

--Satire-- United States Attorney Christopher Christie, New Jersey's top federal prosecutor, is rumored to be interested in running for governor of that state in the near future.

Obama Versus Clinton: Finding the Least Unelectable!

When the political process for the 2008 elections began in 2007, the Democrats appeared to have two formidable candidates in Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.

Lust, Not Compassion, Drives Ungodly Priests to Illegal Aliens

Pope Benedict's recent pilgrimage to America focused on two major issues of the day. Namely, the untoward history of sexual abuse by Catholic priests and the church's anti-law and order position when it comes to illegal aliens.

Z As in Zito—and Zero Wins

Peter A. Magowan, managing general partner of the San Francisco Giants, knows nearly everything there is to know about business, but next to nothing about judging baseball talent. Still, Magowan's commitment to bringing a baseball world championship to The City is commendable.

Reverend Al Sharpton, OJ Simpson, and American Justice

On October 3, 1995, OJ Simpson was acquitted of murder. His guilt had seemed so obvious, to some. The verdict shocked and angered scores of millions of Americans.

Thanksgiving in April?

--Satire-- Although Thanksgiving is still more than seven months away, it seems fitting to take stock and give thanks now, while there is still something left to be grateful for.

Lawyers

--Satire-- It is often alleged that prostitution is the oldest profession known to mankind. This, as it turns out, is not true.

Woe Unto Truth Tellers In Colorado’s House of Representatives!

Colorado State Rep. Douglas Bruce is apparently a man of unusual candor and one who favors the truth over politically-correct double talk.

Urgently Needed: Deportation Orders for the “Undocumented”

To hear Democrats and Hispanic racists tell it, the 38 million or so criminals in America from Mexico and further points south are not "illegal aliens," but rather are undocumented lovers, students, philanthropists, poets, philosophers, artists, circus clowns, snake charmers, human rights activists, and other vital cogs in the American way of life.