John Lillpop

Reverend Al Sharpton, OJ Simpson, and American Justice

On October 3, 1995, OJ Simpson was acquitted of murder. His guilt had seemed so obvious, to some. The verdict shocked and angered scores of millions of Americans.

Thanksgiving in April?

--Satire-- Although Thanksgiving is still more than seven months away, it seems fitting to take stock and give thanks now, while there is still something left to be grateful for.

Lawyers

--Satire-- It is often alleged that prostitution is the oldest profession known to mankind. This, as it turns out, is not true.

Woe Unto Truth Tellers In Colorado’s House of Representatives!

Colorado State Rep. Douglas Bruce is apparently a man of unusual candor and one who favors the truth over politically-correct double talk.

Urgently Needed: Deportation Orders for the “Undocumented”

To hear Democrats and Hispanic racists tell it, the 38 million or so criminals in America from Mexico and further points south are not "illegal aliens," but rather are undocumented lovers, students, philanthropists, poets, philosophers, artists, circus clowns, snake charmers, human rights activists, and other vital cogs in the American way of life.

Agreeing With Both Obama and Hillary!

--Satire-- As the national mud wrestling match being staged by the Democrat Party grinds on and on and on, I am startled to find myself in agreement with much of what Barack Obama has to say about Hillary. For instance, I agree with Obama that Hillary is a: Rich, elitist "bi***," way out of touch with average Americans; Beer and whiskey guzzling Annie Oakley NOT; Weak-minded female who would be nothing without her marriage to a former president, perjurer, and sex addict;

Dear CAIR: Please Boycott the Following Flights in May!

--Satire-- Of all the bloody cheek!

Why Would Any Normal Jihadist Resist Death?

--Satire-- If it is true that, upon death, Muslim men have immediate access to 72 voluptuous virgins, why would any Muslim ever resist?

Obama’s Choice of Spiritual Leaders IS Critically Important to America

In his bid for the United States presidency, Barack Obama is asking the American people to entrust him with the present and future of our great nation. The issue is that simple and of that gravity.

San Francisco Gun Ban Shot Down!

In November of 2005, wrong headed voters passed a bill, known as Measure H, that would have forbidden San Francisco residents from owning hand guns. If this goofy bit of unconstitutional meddling had been allowed to stand, law-abiding citizens would have been disarmed.

April 15 Looms: Time for Another Tea Party in Boston?

Satire A Letter to the IRS...

Barack Obama Is Not Without Virtue

--Satire-- Unquestionably, an Obama Administration would do far more damage to America's present and future than another Clinton in the White House.

San Jose: REAL Capitol of the Bay Area!

Snobbish San Franciscans have long held that "The City," as they immodestly refer to their old school metropolis, is vastly superior to all points south, especially the once-upon-a-time cow town known as San Jose.

Think Hillary Would Mend Health Care Crisis? Think Again!

For more than fifteen years, Hillary Clinton has worked full throttle to bring socialized heath care to America. Trashing the most sophisticated and efficient health care delivery system in the world has truly become an obsession with this old school socialist and obscenely rich elitist.

Hillary Clinton: America’s Babe in the Bunker?

--Satire-- Who would have imagined that CBS, the network of liberal icons Walter Cronkite, Edward R. Murrow, and Dan Rather, would devolve to the point of being a part of the "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy," which has haunted Hillary Rodham Clinton for lo these many years?

Undocumented Boomers Headed to Mexico!

--Satire-- An Open Letter To Mexican President Felipe Calderon

Whither “Every Vote Must Count!” Hysteria by Democrats?

Out of touch liberals in the Democrat Party are fond of trumpeting themselves as the champions of disenfranchised voters. According to Howard Dean and other DNC goof balls, every last vote must be counted.

It’s the Votes, Stupid!

In recent times, Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid has fouled the air on the floor of the U.S. Senate by calling a proposal to make English the official language "racist."

Why Does John McCain Hate the Rule of Law?

John McCain still does not get it on illegal aliens. In fact, he is not even close. Rather than accepting the will of the people and committing to the rule of law, McCain continues his obstinate fight on behalf of illegal aliens, at the expense of the American people.

McCain’s Illegal Alien Madness: Ignoring Existing Immigration Laws

As Senator John McCain slips further and further into the grips of age-realted dementia, his arguments in favor of legalizing 38 million illegal aliens become more and more specious. In 2007, for instance, McCain issued a very  bizarre challenge to American patriots who oppose the amnesty travesty that McCain favors. Speaking at a fund-raiser in Houston, the senator said: