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Robert Laurie

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Hillary unveils her ultra-exciting superweapon designed to attract millennials: Al Gore

It's no secret that Hillary Clinton is throwing everything at the wall, hoping that something will "stick" with millennials. She desperately needs their support but, so far, they're less enthusiastic than one of those panda bears that won't have sex to save its own species. Something has to be done, so Hillary has unveiled her secret millennial-attracting weapon.
- Wednesday, October 5, 2016



McCaskill: Sure Hillary targets her husband's accusers, but it's ok because she's done so much for women

Hillary Clinton has a long, storied, career of attacking women who dare speak of her husband's predilections. It didn't matter if they were accusing Bill of outright rape, or something less severe like an affair. Hillary was always eager to pounce. Whether she was calling them bimbos or actually threatening them, Hillary did what she could to silence, discredit, or destroy Bill's alleged victims.
- Monday, October 3, 2016

Hey Deplorables, Hillary's list of pet names has expanded! Bernie fans are now basement dwelling millennials

Progressives love nothing more than to whine, moan, and carp about anyone who paints a segment of the electorate with a broad brush. Hillary Clinton would probably argue that people who do so are the very worst sorts of bottom feeders. She's made it clear that nothing in modern politics is as grotesque, despicable, and distasteful as a person who would dare generalize when discussing the American electorate.
- Monday, October 3, 2016

Asked to define the middle class, Hillary fails - drifts into miserable, meaningless, word salad

Hillary Clinton has vowed, many, many, times, not to "raise taxes on the middle class." The middle class, she'll argue, must be protected, encouraged, nurtured, and grown. That's super, but if you ask her to define the middle class, things tend not to go so well. In fact, it appears she doesn't really know what she thinks the middle class actually is.
- Friday, September 30, 2016







Debate: Media in desperate frenzy to sell the idea of 'Hillary's big win'

If you've tuned into any of the big news outlets this morning, you've no doubt heard some talking head yakking about "Hillary's big win." If all you heard were the mainstream reviews, you'd think Clinton crushed her opponent in one of debate history's most epic beat downs. They've basically gone wall-to-wall with tales of their queen's decisive victory over an unprepared dullard.
- Tuesday, September 27, 2016

CBS' Rose to Robby Mook: How can Hillary fix 'trust' numbers in a debate, if she couldn't do so in a lifetime?

One of Hillary's biggest electoral problems is the fact that voters can spot a pathological liar. Allegedly, the percentage of people who feel she's "honest and trustworthy" hovers somewhere in the low 30's. However, I've never met anyone - of any political persuasion - who was stupid enough to believe a word out of her mouth. So, I suspect that number is inflated by hardcore Dems who refuse to speak ill of their once and future queen.
- Monday, September 26, 2016

CNN: Trump up by 1 in CO, down by just 1 in PA, and Hillary abandons Ohio...

Way back in the summer of 2015 - shortly after Donald Trump announced his candidacy - I was asked if he could actually win. My answer was an emphatic yes. While the media was obsessing over his style, I was arguing that people felt the country was dangerously of course. They wanted a candidate who would drop the namby-pamby political schtick and throw some real punches.
- Monday, September 26, 2016



'Peaceful protesters' in Charlotte attack CNN reporter live on air

If you've been watching the riots unfold in Charlotte N.C., you're likely amazed that they're still sticking with the Potemkin phrase "protests." These aren't protests, they're not "protesters," and looting Wal Marts, burning cars, and trashing storefronts isn't "protesting."
- Thursday, September 22, 2016

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