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Robert Laurie

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Maxine Waters spotlights event to demonstrate her 'millennial appeal'. Turnout is...well...pathetic

Maxine Waters spotlights event to demonstrate her 'millennial appeal'. Turnout is...well...pathetic I’m tempted to call Maxine Waters a one-trick pony. The problem is, she really has two tricks. The first trick is demanding President Trump’s impeachment – something she does on an almost daily basis. This trick convinces left-wing news shows to book her and tolerate her crazy rambling. It’s the trick you’re familiar with if you live in the 49 states that aren’t California.
- Tuesday, June 5, 2018

Better question: Why does the White House grant visits to sports teams in the first place?

Better question: Why does the White House grant visits to sports teams in the first place? Earlier today, Dan gave you his take on the Trump/Philadelphia Eagles situation. Now it’s my turn. Before we start, I want to tell our regular readers that this is not one of those times where we go toe to toe in a political grudge match. The boss can rest assured that we’re not bickering behind the scenes. The only difference is that I think Trump played this pretty well in a PR sense, and, well, you can read Dan’s thoughts here.
- Tuesday, June 5, 2018

Bill Clinton is pressed about Monica Lewinsky & #MeToo

Bill Clinton is pressed about Monica Lewinsky & #MeToo As Mika Brzezinski said on Morning Joe, “We’ve been waiting decades” for this. In a new interview, The Today Show’s Craig Melvin pressed Bill Clinton on the Monica Lewinsky scandal, abuse of power, the #MeToo movement, and whether or not he owes a certain White House intern an apology. It’s clear that Bill is not pleased with this line of questioning.
- Tuesday, June 5, 2018

Pelosi’s new talking point: record low unemployment is meaningless

Pelosi’s new talking point: record low unemployment is meaningless Friday’s jobs report has been met with virtually universal praise. The demographic breakdowns are consistently strong, matching or exceeding the high-water marks set prior to the collapse in 2000, While African-American, Hispanic, and Asian unemployment rates are at their lowest recorded levels ever. A huge swath of the manufacturing jobs Obama told us were “not coming back” have come back, and all signs indicate that the growth will continue.
- Monday, June 4, 2018

Sorry, Obama. Apparently Trump DOES have a ‘magic wand’…

Sorry, Obama. Apparently Trump DOES have a 'magic wand'... For most of Obama’s eight years, the employment numbers were dismal and stagnant. Despite all the stimulus spending and alleged “shovel ready jobs” Unemployment was way up, growth was almost impossibly slow, and no one within the President’s administration seemed to have any genuine interest in making things better.
- Friday, June 1, 2018

Samantha Bee losing advertisers as State Farm and Autotrader head for the exits

Samantha Bee losing advertisers as State Farm and Autotrader head for the exits TBS has a problem. Samantha Bee’s non-apology landed with a thud, the left is eagerly lining up to regurgitate or one-up her initial comment, and advertisers are taking notice of the controversy. So far, at least two of Full Frontal with Samantha Bee’s sponsors have dumped the show, while one has announced its intention to stay.
- Friday, June 1, 2018

New Right Track/Wrong Track poll is terrible news for Democrats

New Right Track/Wrong Track poll is terrible news for Democrats If you pay any attention to the liberal media, or Democrat talking heads, you’d think the end is nigh. They claim The United States is in decline – a racist, misogynist, paranoid mass of scar tissue that could tear itself apart at any moment. Since the election, they’ve become hysterical as they try to one-up their usual level of fear-mongering and race-baiting.
- Wednesday, May 30, 2018

Democrats accidentally spend the weekend trashing Obama’s immigration policy

Democrats accidentally spend the weekend trashing Obama’s immigration policy Republicans are monsters. Donald Trump is a monster. Pretty much every conservative is a hateful bigot who despises the “other.” Any and all possible actions that could – in any way – embarrass or damage the political right must be undertaken immediately. Don’t bother to check the facts, just attack.
- Wednesday, May 30, 2018

Overwhelming majority of Americans perfectly ok with calling MS-13 ‘Animals’

Overwhelming majority of Americans perfectly ok with calling MS-13 ‘Animals’ Sometimes I’m baffled about the things pollsters choose to examine. I get polling policies or candidates, but stuff like this? I’m shocked that anyone, anywhere, actually thought “hey we really need to get a read on whether people are comfortable calling roving gangs of rapists and murderers ‘animals.'”
- Tuesday, May 29, 2018

Hillary endorses Cuomo over Cynthia Nixon – is she headed for a ‘special place in hell?’

Hillary endorses Cuomo over Cynthia Nixon – is she headed for a ‘special place in hell?’ Let’s get one thing straight. Hillary Clinton doesn’t give a damn about supporting women. In fact, she doesn’t really care about anything. To the Clintons, every single issue is a talking point – an exploitable moment – and nothing more. So, after a 2016 campaign that focused Hillary’s white-hot glare upon the idea that women absolutely must support female candidates, is anyone really surprised that she’s chosen not to do so herself? Of course not.
- Friday, May 25, 2018

Obama jabs Trump: says his administration ‘didn’t have scandals’

Obama jabs Trump: says his administration 'didn't have scandals' Obama has once again repeated his claim that his administration was scandal free. So, off the top of my head… Benghazi, IRS targeting, passing Obamacare based on the ‘ignorance of the American people, Hillary’s email server, ‘lost & found’ DOJ and IRS communications, YouTube video, OPM data breach, ‘you can keep your doctor,’ Susan Rice lies, Veterans Affairs deaths, Solyndra, secret cash to Iran, wiretapping AP reporters, James Rosen, Hezbollah cocaine shipments, FBI spying on Trump, Trump tower wiretaps, Biden groping everyone’s kids, Loretta Lynch Tarmac Meeting, ‘Matter’ vs ‘investigation,’ Hillary allowed to dodge charges, Pigford, Syrian Red Line, Arab Spring, Handling of the “JV Team,” Churchill Bust, illegal war in Libya, Clock Boy, ‘acted stupidly,’ and trading Taliban terrorists for Bowe Bergdahl.
- Friday, May 25, 2018

Trump kills the North Korea summit – hours after Pyongyang destroys its nuclear tunnels

Trump kills the North Korea summit--hours after Pyongyang destroys its nuclear tunnels If you read any news this morning, you probably saw that Pyongyang had – allegedly – blown up the tunnels that that made up the bulk of its nuclear testing facility at Punggye-ri. As the BBC reports, the site was destroyed. However, it’s entirely possible that the damage is reversible and may have been caused by a previous collapse. Remember, this is North Korea we’re dealing with. You can’t trust anything that comes from the pudgy mouth of glorious leader.
- Thursday, May 24, 2018


Please Democrats, believe the report that says Twitter bots elected Donald Trump

Please Democrats, believe the report that says Twitter bots elected Donald Trump Democrats are still desperate to explain their 2016 loss, and they’re desperate to do so without admitting that Hillary Clinton personifies most of their horrible, unworkable, rejected, beliefs. The candidate herself has become famous for her “everyone and everything but me” blame game – to the point where even former supporters are telling her to pipe down and go away. She’s not going to. Frankly, I suspect she’s in capable of doing so.
- Wednesday, May 23, 2018


Esquire magazine editor-at-large wants to ‘take your guns. All of your guns. Right now.’

Esquire magazine editor-at-large wants to ‘take your guns. All of your guns. Right now.’ “No one wants to take your guns.” As I’ve written before, that’s always been the left’s most easily identifiable lie. It’s never even been a question. Of course they want to take your guns. They want to strip you of your rights, eliminate your ability to defend yourself, and eradicate even the notion that you could resist their efforts to make you subservient to (and dependent on) the federal government. That’s their goal. That is the endgame.
- Tuesday, May 22, 2018

DNC pads disastrous April fundraising report – still the lowest midterm amount in 12 years

DNC pads disastrous April fundraising report – still the lowest midterm amount in 12 years The “Blue Wave” is coming, everyone. It’s going to roll across California, flood the deserts, swamp the Rocky mountains, and then drench everything from Kansas to Maine. There’s simply no stopping it, so you probably shouldn’t even try. Democrats are going to win everything in the 2018 Midterms, and then they’re going to raise your taxes and impeach Trump. …At least, that’s the situation according to Democrats.
- Monday, May 21, 2018

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