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Barry, if you have to choose, save the marriage!

Do messiahs mess around?



imageScreeeeeeeeeeeeeeech! The mysterious sound coming out of the White House this morning when Michelle learned her hubby was the National Enquirer’s “Obama Cheating Scandal” and not Chris Matthews suddenly losing his tingle. Do Marxists fall in lust? Do messiahs mess around?

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Yes, according to the National Enquirer which claims that “President Obama has been caught in a shocking cheating scandal after being caught in a Washington, DC Hotel” with former campaign aide Vera Baker. With anti-Obama operatives (stand in line) offering more than $1 million to witnesses to reveal what they know about the alleged hush-hush affair, an on-the-take anonymous limo driver has stepped forward with the claim that he took Vera to a secret hotel rendezvous where the President was staying. We all know what happened when the Enquirer found Sen. John Edwards in similar circumstances. With the mainstream media playing possum in the news game, the supermarket tabloid has become the `Investigative Journal of Record’. The Enquirer sounds positively gleeful about the alleged “hush-hush” security video that shows everything could topple both Obama’s presidency and marriage to Michelle”. Barry, if you have to choose, save the marriage! The Obama-the-cheat story has already led to other stories reporting that women are so taken with Obama that they press their bodies up against his and leave scraps of paper with their telephone numbers in his pockets. Guess Metrosexuals have fans too. Women tend to fall in love with spies like 007 and indeed Obama really is an international man of mystery. Meanwhile did the cool Obamster have an affair with Vera? Who knows? Other than knowing he is fundamentally transforming America, no one knows anything about him. Barack Hussein Obama remains a blank white sheet.


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