By David C. Jennings ——Bio and Archives--March 25, 2013
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“It is true, it did happen. During lunchtime on Wednesday a boy was injured by a triangular flapjack that was thrown across the canteen. He went to the first aid office. It looked a bit sore but wasn’t life-threatening or anything like that. It was an injury around his eye, it hit his face. He didn’t need to go to hospital. It was an accident and no one got in trouble. The headteacher made the decision. I think whoever was in charge of the cafeteria reported the incident and from there the decision was made. It only covers flapjacks at the minute. The flapjacks are made on site.”Following this the cooks and dinner ladies (elderly lunchtime pupil police) were instructed that the said weapon of choice would no longer be produced in the triangular shape. For some reason, producing them with more injury producing corners is OK, i.e. square or rectangular shaped, maybe it's felt that with more sides it becomes less aerodynamic. The incident has not been reported on the school website. Headteacher Gill Thomas, in her most recent blog, did mention the staff v student basketball match on March 15th, and congratulated the year 11 (age15-16) boys basketball team for doing the double, winning both league and cup competitions. Absurdity can best illustrate truth and this certainly appears to be the case here. Food assaults, particularly by adolescent boys, have been around for eternity. We would not be surprised to hear the young descendants of Abraham, Isaac & Jacob tossing the odd kosher bagel in mock preparation for engaging one of their foes. The flapjacks in question are probably more harmful being eaten than being thrown at you. They generally contain rolled oats, fat (typically butter), brown sugar and usually golden syrup. Ms. Thomas should be glad she’s not in the USA lest Michelle Obama and her food-police show up to ban them from consumption. (Although they may be allowed under pending gun-control legislation) Despite the fact that the physical injury was insignificant, with kids picking up minor scrapes like this daily, the school felt a ban was necessary. This is a classic example of government overreach. Read-and-react politics consistently rule the day as the school feels it has to do something, even if it doesn’t fix a thing. In fact that is the biggest misnomer. Stuff happens and it's OK, we’ll deal with the consequences. But nanny-state thinking constantly believes we have to act to prevent the next incident. In reality, facing and dealing with less-than-perfect occurrences in school and elsewhere is where we learn some of life’s greatest lessons. That is a lesson that Castle View School, in this instance, has failed to teach.
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David Jennings is an ex-pat Brit. living in California.
A Christian Minister he advocates for Traditional & Conservative causes.
David is also an avid fan of Liverpool Football Club and writes for the supporters club in America
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