Just when you thought it was safe to tow an outhouse float in a small town Nebraska parade which poked fun of President Obama by labeling it the PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY [sic] you find yourself the object of a federal investigation by Attorney General Eric Holder who, like his boss, has no apparent sense of humor.
In fact, Ace Reporter Hugh Betcha, back from his own investigation, has discovered something far more shocking: Holder and the President are preparing an Ex Post Facto law which bans any disrespectful or excrementous comment about the President, and subjects the guilty party to fines and jail time. Freedom of speech, it seems, is being flushed down the toilet by Holder.
Hugh Betcha, Ace Reporter for Canada Free Press and Head of the New Bureau of the Stoos Media Conglomerate, winner of MSNBC's "Most Respected News Reporter, 2014," a man with unlimited access to both sides of the aisle and a former drinking buddy with Holder, filed this exclusive report after being granted a candid interview with his pal, the United States Attorney General.
Settling into a comfortable overstuffed chair in the Attorney General's Office, Hugh inquired as to the genesis of the Outhouse Crisis.
"So why are you investigating this Nebraska citizen who pulled the outhouse float in the parade?"
"It was in poor taste," Holder remarked. "It was offensive to the President and racist. And there was a Democrat in the audience who was slightly offended by the float and called our office to report the crime."
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