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US IS history 101-A+B (Depends how IS gets defined)



Space-ship lands in the front yard and space-men get out with space-lawmowers and mow the grass and hand us the bill and then go back in the ship. Then they come back out again with space-groceries in space-grocery bags for us and all the neighbors. We shake hands and they hand us the space-bill for that. So far so good.

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Next the door closes and off they go over all the roof-tops back towards the sun. It's kind of bright so everybody goes back inside to look at TV and eat their TV-dinners they gave us..they taste even better than Swanson's. Now it's time to watch the news on CNN, like always. The top story is everybody got bills from the space men and when they looked at the bottom line they all say FREE and no phone-number to call and make sure if they missed something..just everybody's saying what a clean job on all the yards. And thanks for the free TV-dinners..Space dudes! A little later on the next day CNN and all the others are featuring little clips showing the mother space-ship landing at Washington DC and all the lawyer-leadership's are talking about it with a invisible space lawyer smoking his E-cigarette and looking at a simple ceremony with the reigns of power being handed to the space men like things go here every four years at our exceptional nation's capital in a peaceful transition and no protests. Bush hands the keys over to the space men and they all give each other space kisses like french people and walk off together holding hands. And everybody's clapping. Camera pulls back to Cronkite standing there in his silver space-suit with his space-microphone in his space-gloved hand.."And that's the way it is. It's Bushes fault!" the End?


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