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The ‘Trans-jennering’ of Reality TV



Public Relation hacks behind the international debut of ‘Caitlyn’ Jenner didn’t do it to better the lives of the few and far between transexuals living in fear of being discovered. They did it for the mega millions that would soon be pouring into their bank accounts.
The neon light advance of ‘Caitlyn’ as the “new norm” was not for all the guys in hiding waiting to become dolls. That’s just the sugar-spin for the fairytale the mainstream media would have us swallow whole. With the petals of her coming-out prom corsage still fresh as the morning dew, Caitlyn’s already perfected Public Relations Campaign for the sale of brand-name togs has already hit the World Wide Web: Move over Barbie doll, new low heel shoes and all, because you and Ken were tossed out with the stilettos: “Caitlyn’s here”. No one knew better than the money-grubbing Kardashians that the mainstream media would skyrocket their latest creation to instant fame: If statistics prove that only a mere fraction of the population is transexual, then at least half of them are likely housed inside the mainstream media. They’re fooling only those who want to be fooled like Hollywood and Reality TV producers because a 65-year-old, former Olympic MALE athlete and Kardashian ex did not wait for his golden years to bring the gender he longed and pined for to a sitting-there-waiting-for-it world.

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That Senior Citizen Beauty Queen called Caitlyn exploded into bombshell headlines when it did because the Kardashians were (mercifully) running out of fresh ideas for supermarket tabloid, attention-grabbing headlines. No one--least of all any warmed over hotshots in the mainstream media--will ever prove it but it seems that the Kardashian clan may be following the success blueprint of the World Wrestling Entertainment Inc. (WWE).
“World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc. (WWE) is an American publicly traded, privately controlled entertainment company that deals primarily in professional wrestling, with major revenue sources also coming from film, music, product licensing and direct product sales. WWE also refers to the professional wrestling promotion itself, founded by Jess McMahon and Toots Mondt in 1952 as Capitol Wrestling Corporation. As of 2014, it is the largest wrestling promotion in the world, holding approximately 320 televised and non-televised events a year, and broadcasting to about 36 million viewers in more than 150 countries.[9] The company's headquarters are located in Stamford, Connecticut, with offices in New York City, Los Angeles, London, Shanghai, Tokyo, Singapore, Munich, Mumbai, and Mexico City. “As in other professional wrestling promotions, WWE shows are not legitimate sporting contests, but purely entertainment-based, featuring storyline-driven, scripted, and choreographed matches.”
It is a cross somewhere between competitive sport and dramatic theater. WWE’s uproarious “dramatic theatre”, where each wrestler is given a name, a gimmick and signature move; each with their own costume and their own entourage to boot, would be a natural for the flamboyant Caitlyn, who could at least lay claim to legitimate sports courtesy of the 1976 Olympic decathlon. Wrestlers like Hulk Hogan, Randy Macho Man Savage, Stardust and Brie Bella are not really athletes but entertainers in the lucrative world of pretend. In the 100 percent manufactured reality of WWE, female performers are now called “divas”.
“Leggy” 2004 WWE Diva of the Year Stacy Keibler splashed into supermarket news headlines when she split from the much older movie star boyfriend George Clooney. They talked and they quietly stopped being a couple several weeks ago." (SporstWorldNews)
Whether it’s the WWE, Reality TV, soap operas, movies or the Kardashians, when you run out of jaw-dropping “news”, you run the risk of running out of money and have to go out on the hunt for a Caitlyn. Flamingly flamboyant as she is as a woman, Caitlyn is really only Bruce Jenner in drag, and Reality TV’s trying to pass her off as the Patron Saint of Trannies is so much hooey. With Caitlin they’re attempting to do the impossible because only God can create woman. You can put lipstick on a pig, but not everybody will be waiting in line to kiss it. Their latest stunt proves that Reality TV needs a reality check. Caitlyn’s Mission Impossible 101 because trying to pass off Kris Jenner’s ex as the tranny champ of the world is akin to putting Hulk Hogan in a tutu and sending him out to compete with the cute 5-year-old ballerina who reigns as princess of your heart.


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