'Cuz it's a 'deal,' dontcha know.
Time to duck-and-cover. Marie Harf promoted - will join Kerry’s ‘Iran nuclear deal’ team
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Obviously, the definition is derived from the infamous moment when State Department Spokesperson Marie Harf suggested that we wouldn’t need to worry about Jihadists if we just had some kind of jobs program that would keep them busy. This line of thinking relies on the idea that, if McDonalds would just implement a $15 minimum wage, radical Islamists wouldn’t behead Christians because they’d be too busy making them “Filet o’ Fish” sandwiches.
The Urban Dictionary, witch catalogs slang and colloquialisms, defines “Harfing” thusly:
Of course, that’s not the only thing that makes Marie Harf ridiculous. She also has a nasty habit of failing when asked questions, and thinks ISIS surprised itself by being so, so, good at Jihad.
Now, Marie Harf has been promoted - not fired, promoted - and she’ll be able to “Harf” much bigger issues. As Fox News Reports, Harf will be joining John Kerry’s team, and she’ll be instrumental in making sure Iran
will never get gets a nuclear bomb.
Acting State Department Spokesperson Marie Harf is being promoted to Senior Advisor for Strategic Communications to Secretary of State John Kerry.
Harf will focus on negotiations between the U.S. and Iran on nuclear weapons.
Well, that’s great news. With Harf on board, we should probably just assume that World War III is a few months away.
Below, you’ll find your Harf-approved primer on the Obama/Kerry Iran nuclear deal.