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David Lawrence

David Lawrence is a writer for Canada Free Press.

Most Recent Articles by David Lawrence:

BANNED FROM A BROOKLYN BIGOTED BOOK STORE

Milo Yiannopoulos and Ann Coulter were banned from UC Berkeley as speakers. I was just banned from Powerhouse Bookstore in Brooklyn. It’s sad that ever since the advent of Obama that the country has become so divisive and fractional. I was supposed to read from my book, “The King of White Collar Boxing” at Powerhouse Bookstore in Brooklyn.
- Wednesday, April 26, 2017

OBAMA DENIES LARGE-SCALE ATTACKS

Obama says that since he became President, "there have been no large-scale attacks on the United States." Does he consider Major Nidal Malik Hasan killing 13 people at Fort Hood Texas small scale?
- Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Liberals Can Play the Game but Don’t Understand It

Liberals are stupid. It’s not that they’re not clever or good in science or math. It’s not that can’t excel at writing or philosophy or chess. They can play the game but they can’t understand it.
- Tuesday, December 6, 2016

OBAMA SUCKS UP TO FIDEL

Obama feels the new replaces tradition. Therefore, he replaces significant values with unsubstantiated change. He regards America as a colonial power who stole the land from the Indians.
- Thursday, December 1, 2016

The President of Hampshire College Takes Down the Flag

Now I’m not a big American fan. As a college student, I ducked out of Vietnam. I didn’t like the idea of being blown up in a rice paddy. I was chicken., like Mohammed Ali who pretended his cowardice was principle.
- Saturday, November 26, 2016

MEGYN KELLY INSULTED A NAVY SEAL

Megyn Kelly is the covert anti-Trump, pinched facial expression, secret liberal. On her show she pretended she was a freedom fighter and criticized Carl Higbie, a former Navy Seal, for arguing in favor of a registry for Muslims.
- Thursday, November 17, 2016

The Times Apology is not a Real Apology

The New York Times feigning humility admitted that it was “possible it underestimated Donald Trump’s support” and Sulzberger promised it would “strive to reflect all political perspectives.”
- Monday, November 14, 2016

HATING LIBERAL BROOKLYN

I walk the entitled streets of liberal Brooklyn looking for values on the stoops and morals in the trees. But there are none. I would shoot a squirrel just to seem mean.
- Wednesday, November 9, 2016

DEPLORABLES

Hillary calls Trump’s followers a basket of deplorables. It’s actually more like an Easter basket of serious, self-reliant people who want to make America great. Trump is giving Easter egg gifts to the world by freeing us from Obama’s stupid Muslim sympathy and returning us to Judeo-Christian rule.
- Monday, September 19, 2016

THE STUPID QUARTERBACK

Colin Kaepernick, the quarterback of the 49ers, refused to stand up with his teammates for "The Star-Spangled Banner." He is divisive like Obama. Both are half-white, half-black. Is there something about mixed breeds that they hate themselves and encourage division?
- Tuesday, August 30, 2016

HILLARY KISSING THE IMPOSSIBLE

The Clinton Foundation and Hillary’s State Department are making out on a park bench. They are having a Central Park affair.
- Thursday, August 25, 2016

WAKE UP MICHELLE

At the DNC, First Lady Michelle Obama said, in reference to the White House : “I wake up every morning in a house that was built by slaves.”
- Saturday, July 30, 2016

BEACH TERROR

A huge truck is running over children at a French resort in the Riviera. Bikinis of the women are blood splattered. The action is the B role. I hear the voiceover from a famous inadvertent killer, naïve Obama, “Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance.”
- Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Encourage John Brennan To Resign

There is a rumor that John Brennan converted to Muslim. It’s probably not true but Brennan’s desire to protect Muslims from Americans seems at least Muslim-centric.
- Saturday, July 16, 2016

RESPECT FOR THE COPS

As an ex-professional boxer who doesn’t want to get mauled by some conceited weakling on the street, I really appreciate cops. If there were none, we’d probably have thousands of incidents on a daily basis in our chaotic cities.
- Saturday, July 9, 2016

TRUMP IS NO RACIST

I’m sick of the word “racist" and the accusation. In my youth, rape, murder robbery and de facto deeds were in fact the real sins. Attitudes like racism were meaningless unless they were grounded in action.
- Tuesday, June 21, 2016

ABOUT OBAMA’S NAMING

Although Omar Mateen openly identified with ISIS, Obama prefers to call him a deranged killer. That’s because Obama, a liberal weakling, doesn’t understand the psychology of Middle Easter Islamic murderers.
- Monday, June 20, 2016

MUHAMMAD ALI AND ME

Gleason’s Gym is the most famous boxing gym in the world. I am a trainer there. It was a day or two after Ali died and all the television stations were there interviewing fighters.
- Monday, June 13, 2016

OBAMA USES OUR THOUGHTS TO RICHOCHET HIS LACK OF ORIGINALITY

Obama has never had an original thought in his head. What he does is take traditional thoughts and turn them around. Thus he uses American reliable thoughts as a springboard for contrarian thought. Nothing original here, just trampolining off historical thought by doing summersaults of nonsense in the air.
- Friday, June 3, 2016

OBAMA WANTS TO CHECKMATE ISRAEL

The word is out, patience is thinning in Obama administration with Israel. The anti-Semites in our administration, sensing Obama’s mood, are putting Israel on notice.
- Tuesday, May 31, 2016

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