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Robert Laurie

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Joe Biden urges you to 'take back America!' Obama and Holder say 'that's racist!'

On Monday, Joe Biden appeared in Detroit where he sought to rile up the flagging, flaccid, rapidly-diminishing ranks of the both the local UAW and union members nationwide. Unfortunately, as Biden is wont to do, he gave a goofy fiery speech that ended up revealing a lot about himself, not to mention his administration's incoherence.
- Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Pentagon briefed do-nothing Pres. on ISIS at least 70 golf games, two Martha's Vineyard vacations ago

When the President threw on his nicest tan suit and announced that "we don't have a strategy yet" to deal with ISIS, the world cringed. Even many of his closest allies admitted it was a disastrous moment that would haunt Barack Obama for the rest of his presidency. If you haven't been paying attention, you might think it's all much ado about nothing. "Of course we don't have a strategy yet," you might say. "ISIS is such a recent problem and he's probably taking his time, trying to come up with the right solution."
- Wednesday, September 3, 2014


Governor Perry's twitter feed sends out hilarious tweet, deletes it quickly

Sunday night, Texas Governor Rick Perry's official Twitter feed sent the following image to its followers. It bore simply the abbreviation "A2," featured a photoshopped picture of the Dos Equis "most interesting man in the world" spokesman and, unless you're a liberal stick-in-the-mud, it was pretty funny.
- Tuesday, September 2, 2014


Sarah Palin predicted a weak Obama would enable the 'invasion' of Ukraine

At yesterday's tan suit presser, President Obama said a whole lot of nothing. After informing our ISIS enemies that he has no idea what he's going to do about them - if anything - he turned his attention to Russia. It's should be obvious to every clear-thinking man, woman, and child that, if over a thousand troops, tanks, and paratroopers drop into a foreign nation, it's being invaded. Unfortunately, it seems that it's not obvious to Barack Obama. ...Because the word "invasion" has magically disappeared from his vocabulary.
- Friday, August 29, 2014


Dzhokhar and Tamerlan Tsarnaev's sister arrested for making bomb threat

Yesterday, in New York, the sister of Dzhokhar and Tamerlan Tsarnaev was arrested for allegedly threatening to blow someone up in what appears to be some kind of weird love triangle situation. You will, of course, remember the Tsarnaevs as the infamous terrorist duo behind the Boston Marathon bombing, which took place back in April of 2013.
- Thursday, August 28, 2014

Outraged PC goons say Robin Williams was a racist, due to monstrous, insensitive, anti-Muslim Emmy tribute

If there's been one constant throughout the coverage of Robin Williams' death, it's been the fact that nobody has anything bad to say about the guy. Sure, he had his faults - as we all do - but virtually everyone who ever met him has absolutely glowing things to say. After almost forty years in Hollywood, a town where virtually everybody hates everybody, that's quite an impressive feat.
- Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Amazing, terrifying, video of Israel's 'iron dome' simultaneously stopping 15 Hamas rockets

According to the Israeli Defense Force, from 2pm August 23rd to 2pm August 24th, 135 Hamas rockets were launched into Israel. Each time, the sirens sound and citizens head for the shelters. They do this over, and over again. Fortunately many of the projectiles are intercepted by the country's amazing 'Iron Dome' missile defense system.
- Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Obama's taxation poster child, Warren Buffett, helping Burger King move to Canada

Today, U.S.-based Burger King and Canada-based Tim Horton's announced that they have reached a deal to merge. Once the deal is finalized, the company will boast over 18,000 restaurants worldwide. It will generate an estimated $23 billion in annual sales throughout a hundred different countries. ...And one more thing. It will be headquartered in Canada.
- Tuesday, August 26, 2014


Westboro Baptist Church accepts challenge to go to Iraq, protest ISIS

Unless you're been living under the planet's largest rock, you're aware of the notorious Westboro Baptist Church. They're the scumbags who show up at soldiers' funerals to scream about how "God hates F*gs." In doing so, they've basically earned a reputation as America's most hated religious organization. Since they're always looking for a new way to sink even lower, they decided that the perfect place for their next ugly display of lunacy would be at the funeral of actor and comedian Robin Williams.
- Monday, August 25, 2014

Granholm - Destroyer of Prosperity

Congratulations, University of California-Berkeley. You weren't content with simply being the nation's bastion of left-wing "education." No, no, no. You had much bigger ambitions. You wanted to warp the very fabric of reality itself, and you've finally done it.
- Saturday, August 23, 2014

In January Obama thought ISIS was the 'jayvee' team. Now they're a threat 'beyond anything we've seen'

Back in January it was clear to everyone whose name isn't Barack Obama that our Middle East pullout had created a massive power vacuum. Filling that vacuum was a variety of Rebel groups - Al Qaeda offshoots that had gained a foothold in Syria and Iraq. We now know them as ISIS or ISIL, and we've been witnessing their brutality against Christians, Jews, and resistant Muslims for months. If only someone could have talked to President Obama at the beginning of the year and warned him that this new insurgency was a genuine threat that needed to be taken seriously.
- Saturday, August 23, 2014


MSNBC: 'Every major national poll' holds bad news for same old Hillary

Almost since Barack Obama took office, we've heard one constant mantra from the Democrats. Hillary Clinton will, "inevitably," be the next President of the United States. They were so sure that Hillary was on track to be the next "President Clinton" that they were openly mocking Republicans for suggesting that any substantive challenge could be mounted. Then, her time at the State Department was exposed as an unmitigated disaster. After she left office, she buried herself in terrible PR, gaffes, and unnecessary lies about being 'dead broke.'
- Wednesday, August 20, 2014

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