Nancy Morgan

A Poll From Fly-Over Country

Politicians increasingly rely on polls to indicate which positions they should take, which buzz words to use, and which segments of the population to target. With this in mind, I decided to conduct my very own poll here in Murrells Inlet, S.C.

Top Idiots of the Week

Wednesday, June 9: We have to add yet another category: Fattest Idiots. This is because a New Jersey woman has decided to give free rein to her rapacious appetites, using the excuse of setting a new record and fighting discrimination against fatties. Donna Simpson, 42, is waging a campaign to become the world's heaviest living woman, admitting that she is as hungry for attention as she is for calorie-rich food. She weighs more than 600 pounds and aims to reach 1,000 pounds. Gross me out...! The real crime is that she has two kids, who undoubtedly, are being taught to be proud of Mommy. Aargh

Obama And My Ex-Husband

The continuing love affair the left has with Barack Obama bears a striking similarity to my short-lived marriage with my now ex-husband.

You Can’t Make This Stuff Up

As Congress labored furiously to ensure that women have equal access to federal bathrooms, insurgents in Afghanistan this month launched a series of bold strikes on U.S. and NATO bases in Afghanistan. The Potty Parity Act is proceeding apace.

Doing D.C.

If you're one of the unfortunate Americans that live in fly-over country, I have bad news for you. Our nation's capitol is now pretty much off-limits to you.

It’s For Your Own Good

Since I've been otherwise occupied making a living, it's reassuring to know that my government is looking out for me. In just the last month, our tireless public servants have proposed numerous measures that will make my life better and more worry free.

My Liberal Friend

My liberal friend Pam and I are a perfect example of the class warfare currently being waged in America between the 'haves' and the 'have nots.' Also known as 'the war against the rich,' or, in a nutshell, socialism.

Top Idiots Of The Week

In a week rife with idiots and idiotic statements, we were hard pressed to choose the most idiotic. After much deliberation, we decided on:

My Destructive Generation

My generation could well be the first generation in American history to leave our country worse off than we found it.

Life As A Leftist

After much consideration, I have decided to become a leftist. Here's why:

Is Obama Trying To Bankrupt America?

Inquiring minds want to know: Is Obama trying to bankrupt America? One short year ago, asking this this question would have guaranteed my inclusion among the ranks of right-wing nuts and/or conspiracy theorists. Today, it is a serious question being asked by Neal Boortz, Rush Limbaugh and many other leading conservatives. Here's why.

I Was A ‘Useful Idiot’

For the first 39 years of my life, I was a walking, talking useful idiot. I believed without question what I saw on TV, and adopted as fact whatever I saw in the newspaper headlines.

Gender: Optional

Joseph Romero, a 6 year-old Arizona boy, was diagnosed as transgender last October and is beginning his/her transition to becoming a female. When he/she reaches the age of 12, he will be given female hormones containing estrogen and plans to undergo surgery when she is an adult in order to become a full woman.

White Racism, Part 2

Although I didn't vote for Barack Obama, I welcomed the election of a black man to America's highest office. I assumed his election signaled that white America had finally atoned for the sin of slavery. I assumed that Martin Luther King's dream of judging a man by the content of his character instead of the color of his skin had become a reality.

Hey Obama - You’re Not My Daddy

When I left home at age 18, I breathed a sigh of relief. Free at last. I was legally of an age where I assumed the right to make my own decisions. No longer could my mother tell me to eat my vegetables, to quit smoking, to clean my room or to modify my behavior to someone else's standards. Heady stuff.

My Snap Answer To Mort Zuckerman

Mort Zukerman, editor-in-chief of US News and World Report, in his article, How To Get Americans Working Again opines that there is no snap answer as to how accelerate job growth. He is wrong.

Obama Heckled, Brown Surges And Dems Panic

Obama's stump speech yesterday for embattled Mass. Senate wannabee Martha Coakley was interrupted for a full three minutes by a heckler. Adding insult to injury, the 3,000 seat auditorium wasn't full. Even with the added attraction of Boy Clinton as a draw. And horror of horrors, Obama's speech seems to have rallied support for Coakley's opponent. In a presentation Byron York described as halting, wandering and humorless, Obama tried desperately to rally support for the hapless Coakley to take control of the late Ted Kennedy's Senate seat. As the much needed 60th vote, a Coakley win is crucial for Obama's health care bill. Or maybe not.

You Can’t Say That!

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has been caught in a firestorm that appears likely to undermine his political viability. His sin? He was actually caught telling the truth. Gasp. Harry's problem stems from the fact that certain truths are no longer allowed to be uttered in the public square. As former Harvard president Lawrence Summers found out in 2005 when he dared to point out that men and women had differing proclivities for math and science. That factual comment was enough to get him fired. After being forced to issue multiple public mea culpas for offending the sensitivities of feminist elites by challenging their fallacious dogma of male-female sameness, Summers was forced to fork over a cool $50 million to feminist studies groups as penance. That'll teach him.

Public Servants Gone Wild

The employees I originally hired to handle certain aspects of my life are out of control. Drunk with the power I have given them, they have decided that they know better than I how to arrange my life. And there's not much I can do.

Obama: America’s Gift To Terrorists

For al Qaeda and other terrorists across the globe, Obama is the gift that just keeps on giving. The fanatical Muslim terrorists who are intent on wiping out every man woman and child that doesn't accept Allah as God was just handed another victory by the President of the United States.