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One thing for sure now that he’s created ‘Cheetos Face’, he’s no longer drinking the Kool Aid, he’s wearing it.

Is You Ok, Glenn Beck, “IS YOU?”

By Judi McLeod ——--May 3, 2016

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Yo, Glozell Green! Did Glenn Beck swipe your cheerios bathtub stunt when he plunged his face into a bowl of Cheetos dust to mock the color of Donald Trump’s face on Friday’s radio show? Big Government’s budding department ‘Who’s the latest minority’ is bursting to know. Should Glozell, the married Los Angeles-based video blogger, of the trademark green lipstick, who starts each of her videos with a cheery: 'Hello! This is GloZell! Is you ok? Is you? Good, 'cause I wanted to know!' be asking Glenn the same question?
Yo, Glozell Green! Did Glenn Beck swipe your cheerios bathtub stunt when he plunged his face into a bowl of Cheetos dust to mock the color of Donald Trump’s face on Friday’s radio show? Big Government’s budding department ‘Who’s the latest minority’ is bursting to know. Should Glozell, the married Los Angeles-based video blogger, of the trademark green lipstick, who starts each of her videos with a cheery: 'Hello! This is GloZell! Is you ok? Is you? Good, 'cause I wanted to know!' be asking Glenn the same question? “Is you ok, Glenn?” “Is you”? Now that Beck’s launched the latest visible minority of ‘orange folk’ that he identifies as “Oompa Loompa”, many in the peanut gallery want to know.
“On his radio show today, Glenn Beck and three friends dipped their faces in Cheetos dust to look like Donald Trump. You see, Donald Trump's fake tan gives him the skin tone of an Oompa Loompa on a tropical vacation. And that color vaguely resembles Cheetos. Good luck eating them again. (The Verge April 29, 2016)
The footage comes to us via Right Wing Watch's YouTube page. Honestly, the Donald Trump connection is the least interesting thing about this video, which is a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, hidden in what appears to be a home, meant to look like the set of The West Wing Here are questions I had within the first 30 seconds. Why are Glenn Beck and friends doing a sight gag on a radio show? “Why is this video — arguably the best food-related content since BuzzFeed popped that watermelon — not on Facebook Live? How did Glenn Beck befriend Ron Swanson's stand-in? “Is this Glenn Beck's house? “If so, why does Glenn Beck's house look like a suburban fabrication of the White House? “Did Glenn Beck buy The West Wing set and turn it into a home? “Glenn, tuck in your shirt. “Same goes for all of you, except for that dude in mauve who looks like he's the type to vote Mike Huckabee as a write-in. I like you. You're the CJ of the group. “Am I endeared to Glenn Beck because of this video? “Why would someone covering their face in Cheetos dust make me like them a little more, even if I know, at their core, they're still the type of person that tells you to invest in Goldline? Will we ever eat Cheetos again?”

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Blame this one not on Bush but on Obama. It was Obama who brought Green Queen Glozell to the White House. “The White House press corps, accustomed to toiling for a decade or more before ever getting to ask a sitting president a question, was unimpressed when the administration announced the plan to give Mota, GloZell and Hank Green (no relation) a cozy afternoon with Obama following the annual State of the Union address – and a giant platform. (DailyMail, Jan. 22, 2015)
“One CNN correspondent asked White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest during a daily briefing: 'I'm just curious – was "Charlie Bit My Finger" or "David After Dentist" not available?' “GloZell screamed to her fans when she heard that she would be included in the mini-cattle-call that she was 'so happy I watched all those episodes of "Veep"!' “The White House intended for the event to draw a younger audience – Americans who get their news from Twitter and Facebook – in the hope of bringing public policy down to the level of the personal. “But it's unclear who actually watched. “At its peak, slightly more than 84,000 were viewing the presentation, according to live counts displayed by YouTube. “
Glenn Beck and gang wanted to mock The Donald as the ‘Orange Emperor’. Beck’s downright competitive when it comes to branding and the manufacture of images. Wasn’t it Beck who first suggested that Barack Obama looked an awful lot like the devil in Roma Downey’s ‘The Bible’ series? On that one, Beck was immediately corrected by Downey, who said Obama was a “fellow Christian” and the president got to carry that image ever since. Gags, stints and stunts have been part of the Glenn Beck persona as far back as his CNN days. One thing for sure now that he’s created ‘Cheetos Face’, he’s no longer drinking the Kool Aid, he’s wearing it.
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Judi McLeod—— -- Judi McLeod, Founder, Owner and Editor of Canada Free Press, is an award-winning journalist with more than 30 years’ experience in the print and online media. A former Toronto Sun columnist, she also worked for the Kingston Whig Standard. Her work has appeared throughout the ‘Net, including on Rush Limbaugh and Fox News.

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