When it comes to really s-t-r-e-t-c-h-i-n-g it, the Grimm's Brothers have got nothing on Canada's Liberal `Wrinklies'.
Wrinklies is a term coined by David Hawkins for aging Liberals like former Canadian Defence Minister Paul Hellyer, United Nations New ager-in hiding and Prime Minister Paul Martin mentor Maurice Strong, Strong's lost-my-compass protégé Paul Martin and their puppeteer master Paul Desmarais of Power Corp. Inc. Hawkins came up with the name after reading about how Hellyer claimed to a live audience in Toronto that "the United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning."
Given the theatrics of the Hellyer-sanctioned proposed Decade of Contact calling for "public outreach concerning our terrestrial society's full cultural, political, social, legal and governmental communication and public interest diplomacy with advanced, ethical Off-Planet cultures now visiting Earth," we think the Wrinklies is a name that really fits.
We do not know how many "ethical" Off-Planet cultures are now visiting Earth, but we do know the word ethical and Liberal should never be used in the same sentence.
Extraterrestrials don't get to vote and the Paul Martin Liberals, whose minority government fell in a non-confidence vote last night, came crashing back to earth.
While one of their Senate Committees in Winnipeg last March proposed that the Government of Canada undertake the aforementioned Decade of Contact, Liberal MPs are coming soon to a polling booth near you.
Going into a January election tainted by a multi-billion dollar sponsorship scandal, they leave far behind them, the specter of President George W. Bush taking pot shots at space aliens.
The Bush administration, says Wrinklie Hellyer, "has finally agreed to build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them if they so decide."
The President Bush administration doesn't even take potshots at the illegal aliens, who continue to flood the U.S.-Mexican border.
One wonders where the wrinklies are tapping into their off-planet data. The National archives of Canada is located in Gatineau, Quebec, where the occult-loving late Prime Minister Mackenzie King, who talked to his dead mother and dog, once had a summer cottage.
The scene in Gatineau about a month ago was the preparation for the biggest celebration of the year–Samhain–the Celtic New Year, the celebration of the dead on November 1.
"This is the time when the veil is thinnest and the portals of two worlds are open. It is time to prepare a feast for our beloved dead and invite them to our tables," according to one website.
In the comments posted on Lucianne.com from yesterday's canadafreepress.com cover story about Hellyer and Company was one from mobyclik, "Can you go nuts by drinking beer and licking hockey pucks? Beam me up!"
"If W doesn't fight off the space aliens, who will?" wrote jglas.
"This just confirms, once again, that Cana-DUH is deserving of every joke that gets told aboot it," wrote hillarymustbestopped.
Meanwhile, Canadian voters more worried about the space cadets in Ottawa than they are about the "ethical Off-Planet cultures now visiting earth" should bear this in mind: Since 1968, we have endured 10 federal elections. In nine of them we have elected Quebec Francophone or Francophile prime ministers for a total of 31 out of the last 32 years.
Canada Free Press founding editor Most recent by Judi McLeod is an award-winning journalist with 30 years experience in the print media. Her work has appeared on Newsmax.com, Drudge Report, Foxnews.com, Glenn Beck. Judi can be reached at: judi@canadafreepress.com
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