By Kelly O'Connell ——Bio and Archives--November 8, 2021
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Recent internet hijinks portray Joe Biden across the ocean in various scenes displaying an unrestrained gastrointestinal tract in gross violation of the social contract. Biden went to the Vatican and allegedly soiled himself during his visit with the Pope, and had to change his suit. Then, Biden met Prince Charles and wife Camilla who afterward ironically commented that Joe had indelicately passed a superfluity of methane at the COP26 Climate Summit in Glasgow.
Stated one source:
"He is supposed to be committed to reducing emissions – but when President Joe Biden produced a little natural gas of his own at the COP26 summit, it was audible enough to make the Duchess of Cornwall blush. An informed source has told The Mail on Sunday that Camilla was taken aback to hear Biden break wind as they made polite small talk at the global climate change gathering in Glasgow last week. 'It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,' the source said. 'Camilla hasn't stopped talking about it.'"
What are we to make of this news? First, it seems believable, although the papal angle is probably apocryphal. Second, that Joe has lost much social cache around the globe because of his inane and graceless shtick. But third, Joe's real scandal of "incontinence" is his failing mental acumen.
Our Joe Biden has been wildly incontinent since he entered office 10 months ago. Incontinence is defined as, a : unable to voluntarily control retention of urine or feces in the body; B (1) : lacking self-restraint (2) : not being under control.
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Now quite obviously, Joe Biden is not in control of himself. For example, Joe was recently asked if – as his staff announced – he was planning on donating 1/2 million dollars to every illegal separated from their family? This idea was so absurd, that even Biden, in full blown mental decline, rejected it, stating "That is not going to happen." But, later that same day, when asked again about the cash donations to separated illegals, a highly emotional Biden furiously affirmed the idea. So it's obvious Biden doesn't draft his own policies, but has them dictated to him everyday. Further, even the most "garbage" policies are accepted by Joe after a scolding, followed by warm milk and cookies, and nap time.
But the point is that Joe Biden, reeling from one disaster to another, punctuated by repeated claims of fecal malarkey, to employ a Bidenesque phrase, has a troubled history of incontinence. So how long will the Democrats continue to foist this angry, emotional and crazed politician upon America? Well, just released polls show Biden with 37.8% support, a new low. Further, two-thirds – or 63% of Americans now say they don't want ol' incontinent Joe to run for office again. Yet, with Kamala Harris' 28% approval, the Dems are on a voyage of the damned headed for Angel Falls and its mile-high drop.
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Kelly O’Connell is an author and attorney. He was born on the West Coast, raised in Las Vegas, and matriculated from the University of Oregon. After laboring for the Reformed Church in Galway, Ireland, he returned to America and attended law school in Virginia, where he earned a JD and a Master’s degree in Government. He spent a stint working as a researcher and writer of academic articles at a Miami law school, focusing on ancient law and society. He has also been employed as a university Speech & Debate professor. He then returned West and worked as an assistant district attorney. Kelly is now is a private practitioner with a small law practice in New Mexico.