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It came to pass that on the next full day after Jeffrey went down the final Rabbit Hole for whatever fate awaited him at the bottom, the people of the Realm braced themselves for yet another investigation from the Ruling Class

A Tale of Wonder Land: Jeffrey Down the Rabbit Hole



A Tale of Wonder Land: Jeffrey Down the Rabbit HoleLong ago and far away, in the Land of Wonder, a wealthy and infamous man named Jeffrey disappeared down the Federal Rabbit Hole. Now, back in those days, the Federal Rabbit Hole was known to have temporally swallowed other, less-prominent citizens of the Realm. Before Jeffrey, a Chinese man named Norman the Shoe (Hsu), who had shared his donated wealth with several members of the Donkey Clan, went down the Federal Rabbit Hole (for short, FRH). It happened soon after he was found in the fetal position on a train traveling toward the Windy City, home to a large Chinatown. Once captured, Shoe was locked away in The Federal Tower. Very little was heard from the Shoe again.
Years later, a prominent member of the Clan of Donkeys who rule the Windy City vanished from sight, allegedly after wearing a wire for several years. Danny Solis is the 2nd highest ranking Donkey alderperson on the Windy City Council. He approved where shops were built in the city. For a price, of course. (The price was, in those days, called a "Kick Back" because when the shopkeeper dropped a bag of gold coins, he would kick it to Danny the Donkey in exchange for something called a Building Permit.) It's suggested that Danny Donkey--whose sister is a commentator for CNN--is preparing to testify against much bigger Donkeys in both the Windy City and, perhaps, in the Land of Lincoln government. So, disappearing down the FRD was not unknown in Wonder Land. But neither was it all that common. To continue Jeffrey's saga: He was reputed to have great wealth, albeit of unclear origin. His properties included a fabulous retreat center on Little Saint James Island in the U.S. Virgin Islands. Not a particularly apt title for the setting of Jeffrey's island. Some in the Realm called it the "Island of Sin," some "Pedophile Island," and others "Orgy Island." Whatever it was called, it was widely known, and enjoyed, as a retreat center by prominent persons from the Land of Wonder as well as from other Realms; e.g., British Prince Andrew, Duke of York; Sir William Clinton, former King of America; former leading Donkey Clan Senator George Mitchell, famous Donkey Legal Wizard, Alan of Dershowitz, who, although not a professional comedian, claimed to only go to the Island Retreat for a massage saying "I kept my underwear on during the massage. I don't like massages particularly;" former Prime Minister of Israel Ehud Barak said he visited Epstein's Caribbean island, "but never partook in parties or spent time with young girls;" and the former Donkey Duke of New Mexico, William of Richardson. To name a few.

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So, it was clear to many of the literate citizens of Wonder Land that Little Saint James Island was a big favorite of prominent members of the Donkey Clan. And, by the way, it was also a vacation destination for young females--often too young. Well, with the passage of time, things changed during the new, unexpected reign of the Yellow-Haired Chief of Wonder Land. And, Jeffrey eventually, found himself locked-up in The Federal Tower. Jeffrey offered many bags of gold to gain his freedom. But since all his bags fell far short of retiring the Federal Debt, Jeffrey was denied freedom to leave his cold, barren, video-taped cell. Then, much to the surprise and consternation of many in Wonder Land, late on a Friday night, or early the next Saturday morning, Jeffrey was found unwell in his cell, and he died. The period of mourning for Jeffrey's demise was declared over after three seconds, and the search for how he reached room temperature began later that Saturday. Initially, the Keepers of The Tower mumbled something about Jeffrey hanging himself. But with what? many citizens asked. His sheets were paper-like, and the ceiling of his cell was high--far beyond Jeffrey's jumping ability. So, the means of his alleged suicide posed a mystery.

This mystery soon gave birth to a multitude of speculative explanations of how Jeffrey escaped into, or was pushed into, the final Rabbit Hole. Was he dispatched at the hands of an unauthorized intruder into his cell? Was he fed poison toadstools for his Friday night dinner? Was he visited by a shapeshifter sent by the late Saint James himself to dispatch Jeffrey down into that final, deep, dark, bottomless hole? Or, as Joe from Scarborough, husband of Queen Mika, suggested: The Russians did it. Joe's suggestion provoked much laughter from the common people of the Realm. Which was good, for laughter was in short supply in Wonder Land back then. It came to pass that on the next full day after Jeffrey went down the final Rabbit Hole for whatever fate awaited him at the bottom, the people of the Realm braced themselves for yet another investigation from the Ruling Class. This inquiry would determine how Jeffrey jumped down the final Rabbit Hole. Or, who pushed him down it. And why. If we're lucky, the people thought.


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Lee Cary -- Bio and Archives Since November 2007, Lee Cary has written hundreds of articles for several websites including the American Thinker, and Breitbart’s Big Journalism and Big Government (as “Archy Cary”). and the Canada Free Press. Cary’s work was quoted on national television (Sean Hannity) and on nationally syndicated radio (Rush Limbaugh, Mark Levin). His articles have posted on the aggregate sites Drudge Report, Whatfinger, Lucianne, Free Republic, and Real Clear Politics. He holds a Doctorate in Theology from Garrett Theological Seminary in Evanston, IL, is a veteran of the US Army Military Intelligence in Vietnam assigned to the [strong]Phoenix Program[/strong]. He lives in Texas.

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