Debate of the Killer Bs: Bolshevik Bernie, Brainless Biden, Blundering Bloomberg and Boisterous Buttigieg

The last Democrat debate was ridiculously funny and patently absurd. As I watched, realizing that there's only one show left, I wondered if the media would continue the series by turning it into a weekly show like Dean Martin's Celebrity Roast. Of course, the participants would have to agree to only tell the truth, and that might cause problems for the current participants who seem to have a problem when it comes to telling the truth.

Debate of the Killer Bs

Moreover, the Democrat debate reminded me of Rowan and Martin's Laugh In, where adults act like selfish children and say and do stupid things. I can just imagine what a new weekly comedy series, based on the childish and stupid Democrat debates, would be like. I haven't decided what the new show should be called, but the Dastardly Democrat Debates sounds good. We certainly have plenty of dastardly characters to choose from. And, each new episode could have a title just like other weekly series. For instance, one episode could be called "Debate of the Killer Bs" and feature Bolshevik Bernie, Brainless Biden, Blundering Bloomberg and Boisterous Buttigieg duking it out. I thought about giving Buttigieg the handle of Blowhard, but I knew where Democrats would take that, and it doesn't have any sting to it because most Democrats are blowhards. Calling a Democrat a blowhard is like calling them liars. It has no real significance anymore. Besides the aforementioned characters, we could have Witless Warren, Kooky Klobuchar and Steamroller Steyer as reoccurring characters. They could all wear professional wrestling costumes and face off each week in name calling bouts hosted by Jim Acosta and refereed by Rachel Maddow, 'Fredo' Cuomo and Don Lemon, who will come out each week wearing football helmets covered with aluminum foil. The participants will also be allowed to wear their foil hats during the show.

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Acosta could offer up several crazy conspiracy theories

Acosta could offer up several crazy conspiracy theories for the referees and participants to consider, and the referees could choose which participants get to respond to each conspiracy theory. The goal isn't to debate the validity of conspiracy theories. The goal is to keep crazy conspiracy theories in the media by discussing them as though they were real. Other Democrats, like Bathroom Booker, Killer Kamala and Braying Beto, could be regular guests in name calling matches. That's where the host calls someone a nasty name, and all the participants take turns calling that person the same nasty name using a synonym. They take turns until they run out of synonyms. Once out of synonyms, Joy Behar could participate by recording each synonym and then challenging each participant to offer antonyms for each synonym they gave. Of course, Whoopie Goldberg would have to be there to keep Behar, as well as the host and the referees, from going off the deep end. Moreover, none of the participants can lose the match, and it's educational. That's because the loser is always the subject of the name calling match, and Democrats and their audience get to learn new synonyms and antonyms. People like Bolshevik Bernie, who believe in basic education, could even learn to spell, if the participants had to spell each synonym and antonym several times. Whoopie could also be the spelling checker as well as the keeper of the Thesaurus. What a show that would be! In a future script for the show, Bolshevik Bernie could praise Fidel Castro and have the audience boo him. Bernie could pretend to be surprised by the audience's response and promptly remind them that he was only echoing Obama. Bernie could then tell the audience that communist governments should be praised whenever they accomplish something. At that point, Brainless Biden could chime in and deny that Biggety Barack Obama praised Castro, and then Boisterous Buttigieg could chime in and...  ...Wait just a minute, they already did this...

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